Holby Quotes

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Yay another contributor keep the HOlby quotes coming

Love all the old Holby quotes - One of my favourites of all time :

Medical student: Grovel
Jac: It's not in my nature
Medical student: It's good for the soul
Jac: I don't have one

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Ohhh I Love This Thread I Have Loads Of Quotes Cause I'm Holby Quote Obsessed

Diane: Wheres my patient?

Jess: Bay 4

Alex: & mine

Jess: Bay 4

Alex: Our patients are in bed together?

- What exactly happened after this? I can't remember...was it one paitient or two?

[Tannie]

I'm Baccccccccck!

Ric- 'Well that was all very smart'
(pause)
'Getting Jordan to come to the function. Than when things want aray, he was there saving the day and
impressing Lord Byrne. It all went acording to plan.'

Connie- 'Well, having some maniac try to blow me up wasn't exactly part of the plan.'

Ric- 'For a moment, I did wonder whether you'd arranged that.'

Connie- 'I dont know whether to be flatered or not'

(Both look at Lord Byrne and Nic Jordan shaking hands)

Ric- 'well, it looks like you got what you wanted'

Connie- 'Things haven't worked out to badly for you either'

Ric- 'I dont know about that'
(pause)
'but I am a much nicer person than you are'

(Connie smiles)


Connie to Chrissie after they successfully set him up: "That's the bravest thing I've ever seen"
Nicest thing connie has ever said to chrissie i think!

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Awww, Connie's great

From todays episode, found it amusing
Joseph: I'm calling the police......as soon as I can get a signal *cue phone waving*

[Tannie]

HR Woman: Ah... Mrs Beauchamp...I wondered if you'd had a chance to do the appraisal forms?
Connie: No.. I was busy saving lives.
HR Woman: They're important..
Connie: Go away.
HR Woman: Appraisals are the key...
Connie: Ok I'll give you your appraisals... Elliot Hope: Mad Genius. Stuart McElroy: Smart ****. No Eye for Detail. Sam Strachan: Immature, but sound. Joseph Byrne... door knock Come...


Sam: I have a reputation to keep.
Chrissie: I shall spred the word that you're fantastic in bed.

Connie: Connie The Barbarian, Ice Queen, Queen Of Hearts, MR Beauchamp, Bucher Beauchamp, Mrs Thatcher, Killer Queen, Anymore suggestions?

Sam: Connie... Please, please don't go back to Hamburg, whatever it takes- do it.. I.. I don't want Grace that far away.
Connie: I'm not going to Hamburg. Rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated
Sam: You've got to take this seriously.
Connie: What would you and your comrads have me do?
Sam: COMRADS?!
Connie: Yes you and your brothers in arms from Darwin. Sulking down on AAU
Sam: I'm not a part of that and if ... If he's made you think that... He's outsmarted you.
Connie: Well then... why are you hiding down there?
Sam: Because I'm furious at you.
Connie: What have I ever done to antagonise you?... Oh please don't tell me this is about the boarding school thing again...
Sam: She's NOT going to boarding school.
Connie: Well you know what, I'm sorry, her names down...
Sam: Yeah? Over my dead body.
Connie: Well Sam... If it comes to that...

[Tannie]

Donna- "Aw, were you an orphan?"
Jac- "Well there you go then Donna, something else for you to gossip about!"

Like omgz that quote is like awwww

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LOVE the Connie quotes Hilarious Poor Jac But she isn't an orphan! Remember Spence telling her that her father was proud of her?

One of my favourites

Maddy: Oh by the way, I’ve seen Linden in the locker room. In a thong, with a rose between the cheeks of his bum, you better get down there.

[Tannie]

LOVE the Connie quotes Hilarious Poor Jac But she isn't an orphan! Remember Spence telling her that her father was proud of her?

One of my favourites

Maddy: Oh by the way, I’ve seen Linden in the locker room. In a thong, with a rose between the cheeks of his bum, you better get down there.

Nope when he say that? think i missed that!!
and when did she say that? was it by any chance aimed at donna|

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Nope when he say that? think i missed that!!
and when did she say that? was it by any chance aimed at donna|

Sure it was the same episode where Donna said Jac was an orphan....before that bit and yeah it was

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Joseph: 'I was accusing her of murder'
Faye: 'Joseph, relax, I mean I wouldn’t blame you if you murdered her yourself!'