credit were credits due that has to be one of the best ones yet alan
credit were credits due that has to be one of the best ones yet alan
Blonde womans house catches fire. She rings 999 and calls for the Fire BRigade and screams down the phone '' Come quickly my house is on fire''
How do we get there Madam replies the Fire Controller
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IN THE BIG RED TRUCK YOU DUMMY
Love many, trust few, always paddle your own canoe
A wife, in bed with her lover, heard her husband's key in the lock.
"Just stay where you are," she instructed, "he's always so drunk he won't even notice you."
Sure enough, the husband fell into bed none the wiser, but when he looked down and through his drunken haze saw six feet at the other end, he said, "What's going on here? There are six feet in this bed!"
"Nonsense," said the wife, calmly. "You're so drunk you can't count. Get out of bed and try again from over there."
So her husband staggered from the bed, walked to the foot of it and counted out loud, "One, two, three, four… damn it. You're right!"
Love many, trust few, always paddle your own canoe
that doesn't prove a thing Alan.. good joke though!!
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oh groan groan your right Alan men are stupid.
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This is just for you Alan, to keep all your funny, blond, sexist, rude joke together.. Have fun and keep posting.. we can all do with a giggle
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alan45 (28-03-2007)
Awww you are just too kind.
Love many, trust few, always paddle your own canoe
I have to try tidy up all your joke threads now alan.. so this is my hard work!! hahaha
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