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Thread: Just for Alan "The Alan45 Joke Thread"

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    I bet he was gutted!!!!! He should have known his Psalms!!!!

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    lol thats great, really funny!
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    Just for Alan "The Alan45 Joke Thread"

    At The Bar



    Ted was drinking in a bar when the guy sitting beside him fell off his stool.


    Ted helped him back up, but soon he fell off again.


    "How about if I take you home, buddy?" asked Ted.


    The drunk agreed.


    On the way to the car, he fell twice more.


    When Ted got him home, the poor man fell again just walking up the sidewalk.


    Ted rang the bell and a woman answered the door.


    Ted said, "Ma'am, your husband was too drunk to come home on his own, so I drove him."


    She looked puzzled. "Where's his wheelchair?"
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    oh alan thats really bad - infact i have to say that has to be one of your worst

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    You're a very sick man Alan

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    OMG Alan that has to be your worst but your best one yet!!

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    Lol that is really funny Alan but quite bad too!

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    Dave mate - I know its only a couple of weeks to your birthday, but you are supposed to be 16 to be replying (or even looking at) threads/posts contained within Mile High Club...

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    Quote Originally Posted by JoJo View Post
    Dave mate - I know its only a couple of weeks to your birthday, but you are supposed to be 16 to be replying (or even looking at) threads/posts contained within Mile High Club...
    Ooops sorry! I completely forgot this was a 16+ thread..sorry..

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