Sex In The Park
Paddy was walking home late at night, through the park, and sees a woman in the shadows.
"Twenty quid," she whispers.
Paddy had never been with a hooker before but decides, as it's only twenty quid, he can't afford to miss out.
So they go into the bushes.
They're going "at it" for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them -- it's a police officer.
"What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.
"I'm making love to me wife,Mary," Paddy answers indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop. "I didn't know."
"Well," says Ole, "I din't neider, 'til you shine dat light in her face."
Love many, trust few, always paddle your own canoe