Tabbie and Mave...a true(ish) story.

[Pinkbanana]

Basil Brush still in a state of shock….sits there listening to Mave.


Basil: this is unbelieveable…Soooo Prom boy was the evil mastermind behind it?
Mave: yep, poor Tabbie was being blackmailed.
Basil: Soooo you got left in the bank, and that’s when the police found you.
Mave: Erm…I cant really remember much about it, to be honest
Basil: Well Mave, I think that between your statement and Tabbie’s, we can get you outta here very, very soooon.
Mave: that’s excellent news, and what about Tabbie?
Basil: I think there are mitigating circumstances to this case and Im sure she’ll only get, say….two years.
Mave: WHAT???
The very final part coming sooooooooooooon.

[Pinkbanana]

That was very funny, But I just need to clear up a few things, the real prom boy is not evil, SUNDERLAND is not that bad and why did I...I mean Tabbie leave

Erm...Abbie, remember this is a work of FICTION.....

[Abbie]

That was very funny, But I just need to clear up a few things, the real prom boy is not evil, SUNDERLAND is not that bad and why did I...I mean Tabbie leave

Erm...Abbie, remember this is a work of FICTION.....

I know I know, Im getting 2 years!!!!!!

[DaVeyWaVey]

This is so so funny! Tabbie may never be able to watch Lost again! I can't wait for the final part, but i must say, it's not looking like Tabbie and Mave will get together

[Abbie]

I think Mave and tabbie should run away together so tabbie doesnt have to go to prison

[Chloe O'brien]

Well if poor Mave is locked up for two years it will give him plenty of time to get some serious training done for the olympics as there seems to be a lapse in commitiment from Team SB.

[Pinkbanana]

Twelve days later and Mave has been released from jail and is nervously stood outside Tabbie’s house with a bunch of daffodils. Tabbie has been given an ASBO and told never to rob any more banks again.

Tabbie opens the door
Mave: hey there, how was Mexico?
Tabbie: erm….I should explain about that leaving you in the bank business, shouldn’t I?
Mave: Well that wasn’t the best way to end a first date….
Tabbie: All I can say is that I am very, very sorry…
Mave: I know, and you did make it very clear in your statement to the police, that I wasn’t involved in anyway with the bank robbery. Your statement's the reason I got released.
Tabbie: Well Im pleased they released you.
Mave: Anyway I only came to see if you were alright.
Mave starts to slowly walk away

Tabbie: Mave
Mave (turns around) yep?
Tabbie: Im just about to eat a packet of hula hoops, whilst watching Lost. Fancy joining me?
Mave: hula hoops, you say? Okay then…

[Pinkbanana]

BACK TO THE FUTURE…. Crazeeee has tears in her eyes as she is telling the final part of the Mave and Tabbie story to her grandchildren…

GrandchildNo4.: Aw….that’s was such a sweet story, granny Crazeeeee.
Crazeeeee: I know, it just shows you that true love wins through in the end!
GrandchildNo15: sooo what happened to Mave and Tabbie?
Crazeeeee: well firstly our extreme ironing team won GOLD at the 2012 Olympic (our coach Kath was sooo proud! ). Then they got married, had 17 children and took up sheep farming in deepest Wales. But most of all grand children…they lived happily ever after….

THE END

[Abbie]

awwwwww that was such a sweet story

[DaVeyWaVey]

Aww what a great ending! Loved the hula hoops part you put in there. Thank you PB for posting this story, you really have made me chuckle out loud with some of what you've wrote.