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  1. 17-02-2007, 12:12 #1
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    New Government Health Warnings for all Alcoholic Drinks Bottles

    1. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what happened to your bra.


    2. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.


    3. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.


    4. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friend over and over again that you love them.


    5. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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    Haven't quite experienced the first one... yet
    But as for the others Although surely my dancing isn't that bad
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    Tell me Alan. When was the last time you got blind drunk and you forgot where you left you're bra

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  4. 17-02-2007, 23:59 #4
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    I never get blind drunk just arseholed
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