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    Episode 3.11

    In a flashback, we find out that Alma decided to leave Orson when she discovered he was having an affair. But instead of making him beg her to stay, he told her he didn't care if she left. That's when she realized she needed a better plan, to punish him.

    Alma, now returned from her stay in Canada, shows up on Bree's doorstep and introduces herself. She confesses that she wanted people to think she was dead, and that they'd blame Orson. Her goal was to make his mistress, Monique, scared of Orson, and leave him. But now she's found a guru who urged her to come clean. When Orson comes home, he's suspicious that she's up to more than making amends. Bree decides to throw a dinner party for her friends, with Alma as the surprise guest of honor, to prove that Orson's not a murderer.


    Susan tells Gabrielle and Lynette that Orson was seeing Monique, and that he spent time in a mental institution but they aren't convinced that makes him guilty of Monique's murder. Susan visits Mike in prison to tell him that she's hired a lawyer for him, and that since she's with Ian now, she won't be seeing him again. She accepts Bree's invitation for dinner, even though she's called Detective Ridley to tell him about Orson's affair with Monique.


    Gabrielle's new boyfriend, Bill, treats her to a picnic in the front yard, not knowing she hates picnics. Her cell phone rings. It's Carlos, who's spying on her from Mike's porch, and proceeds to insult the new guy in her life. Gabrielle's not happy to learn that Carlos is living just down the street at Mike's. She comes back from a date with Bill to find a bouquet of pink roses on her front porch. There's no note, but she decides it must have been Carlos who sent them, to sabotage her new relationship. He denies it.

    She makes Bill drive her to the florist to buy flowers for her mother, she says, but it's really to find out who sent the anonymous flowers. When the florist won't tell her, she locks her in the refrigerator to look through the files to see if it was Carlos after all. When Bill comes in, he realizes she's still not over Carlos, and breaks up with her on the spot.

    She tells Carlos he's won because she and Bill are over. He insists he didn't send the flowers, because he would have sent her favorite flowers, orchids. She says she hates that he knows her so well, and that starting over with someone else is tougher than she thought.


    Tom brings Kayla home to live with them, but Kayla insists on doing things the way her late mother did, like letting her watch TV during dinner. The boys want to follow suit, and are resentful when Lynette won't let them. Lynette has given Kayla her own favorite doll from childhood, which Kayla promptly mutilates and throws in the trash. Lynette wants Tom to spend more time with her but he's busy with the pizzeria. Instead, he tells Lynette to take a firm hand with her, like she does with the other kids.

    At lunch at a restaurant the next day, Kayla refuses to leave until she's finished her dessert. She starts to scream "You're not my mommy," when Lynette tries to make her leave and everyone stares, horrified, at Lynette. At her wit's end, Lynette bribes the boys with a promise to let them eat dinner in front of the TV for a week if they drag Kayla into the car.


    Later, Kayla tells Tom she blames Lynette for Nora's death since she wouldn't have been at the supermarket that day except to confront Lynette over custody. Tom tells her it's a lot more complicated and that Lynette loves her. Kayla promises to be good but says she'll never love Lynette.

    Julie tells Danielle she's glad that Austin isn't pressuring her for sex, but Andrew butts in, saying that if Austin isn't getting sex from her, he'll turn to someone else. On their next date, Julie agrees to have sex with Austin. What she doesn't know is that Austin is already sleeping with Danielle.

    At the prison cafeteria, Mike tells another inmate that, due to his amnesia, he doesn't know if he's a murderer or not and another prisoner pipes up to say he believes him: Paul Young.

    Bree expects an apology from Susan after she produces Alma at the dinner party. Instead she realizes that Susan revealed what Bree told her in confidence about Orson when Detective Ridley shows up to interrogate him about Monique. Bree declares that their friendship is over. Ian is prepared to break up with Susan after hearing that she saw Mike in prison, but when she says she loves him, he reconsiders.

    Edie shows a house to Alma; she's decided to move to Wisteria Lane.

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    Ooooooo so he didnt kill her! Well im quite shocked I really thought he did.

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    Nora is such a bitch! Trying to get Tom to leave Lynette and their FOUR children, she thinks she's so special to Tom just because she has one little mistake, even though Lynette has FOUR non-mistakes with Tom! What a cheeky cow!!

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    I agree, Nora v. selfish. She has a sort of endearing childlike quality as well though. If we didn't know that she was going to die I would suggest that Lynette adopt her, lol.

    What was Tom thinking about getting involved with her in the first place, it seems sooo out of character!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trinity View Post

    What was Tom thinking about getting involved with her in the first place, it seems sooo out of character!
    I know its very strange, Im ust assuming he was very very drunk
    Last edited by Abbie; 14-01-2007 at 18:07.

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    Episode 3.12

    Paul gets into Mike's good graces by defending him in the prison yard when another prisoner attacks him. Mike considers him his new best friend, until a guard informs him he saw Paul pay off the attackers.


    Susan overhears Austin and Julie talking about condoms and flips out. Julie assures her she's not having sex yet and they were simply discussing a friend of hers. Julie turns to Edie for help getting on the pill and she agrees, even though she knows Susan's going to be furious with her if she finds out.

    When Susan reveals to Gabrielle how relieved she is that Julie's not having sex, Gabrielle isn't buying it. They search her room and find her birth control, hidden in the VCR. Susan calls the doctor and demands to know why he prescribed birth control without her consent. She realizes that Edie impersonated her and goes to tell her off. Edie says it was Julie's idea and that Julie and Austin are in love, so Susan should back off. Which makes it that much more awkward when they walk into Edie's house and find Austin and Danielle on the couch, half naked.

    Julie comes home to find her mother holding the birth control pills. Susan says she's hurt that she didn't tell her the truth, and that she hopes they can keep their good relationship. And then she reluctantly tells her about Austin and Danielle.


    Gabrielle's secret admirer crosses the line into stalking when he leaves a $6,000 dress for her by breaking into her house! Gabrielle asks Carlos to sleep over to protect her and that night, they catch a man leaving a jewelry box on the porch. Carlos tackles him and he reveals that he's simply the messenger and gets his employer on the phone. The identity of Gabrielle's wealthy admirer remains a secret, but once he reveals the price tag of the latest present, a diamond necklace, she agrees to meet him for lunch, even though Carlos wants her to call the cops on him.


    Gabrielle wears the dress to the luncheon and eagerly watches each man pass by to see who her admirer is going to be. She's not expecting it to be Zach! He tells her since he inherited his grandfather's money he's no longer the shy, awkward kid she used to know, but she insists he's still too young for her.

    When Carlos asks how her date went, she lies and says she just didn't hit it off with the guy. But he ribs her about it being Zach, because he was parked across the street to keep an eye on her. She tells him she doesn't need him to sleep over anymore since she's installing a burglar alarm and that she wants to take care of herself. He reassures her he's just up the street if she ever needs him.

    Tom forbids Lynette to visit the restaurant before it opens, because he knows she's just going to criticize everything. She sneaks by when he's gone and is impressed with how good it looks. Andrew, whom Tom has hired to work there, tells her that Tom was turned down for a liquor license because some of the neighbors wouldn't agree to it. Without the license, the restaurant is certain to fail. Mrs. McCluskey suggests she help Tom without letting him know about it. She goes to convince the neighbors who wouldn't sign the waiver and finds just one holdout: an older man whose walls are covered with photos of the busty showgirls he used to know in Vegas. She notices his eyes are drifting to her breasts so she makes him an offer he can't refuse: a flash for his signature. "So worth it," he says as he signs.

    Tom is crushed when he realizes that it was Lynette who got the holdouts to sign the waiver, since she accomplished in one day what he couldn't in two months. He says he doesn't feel like a man since he always needs her help. She assures him that he's always helped her with her job, and that she's going to give him all the help he needs with the restaurant.

    Bree is horrified to see that Alma has moved into the old Applewhite house and insists that Orson talk Alma out of it. But Alma tells Orson that she has no intention of leaving. She says she still loves him and that Bree probably wouldn't if she knew about Monique and that Orson ran over Mike, secrets she might reveal if he doesn't give her some hope for the two of them.

    All Orson tells Bree is that he can't make Alma listen to reason, so she goes over herself to tell Alma to leave town. Left alone in the kitchen, she drops a glass when she hears Alma's new parrot say, "Don't tell Bree." Which leads her to discover a secret below the floorboards: A picture of Orson and Monique, and a bag containing a full set of teeth. Bree sits and waits for Orson to come home, gun in hand.

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    Oooooohh! Sounds good!

    I cannot believe Julie! Danielle is such a slut!

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    Question: Anything big in store for Andrew on Desperate Housewives?— Padraig

    Ausiello: Not sure if this qualifies as big, but the little demon is going to return to his old ways when he suspects Orson of pushing Bree off a ladder. In related news, care to guess how producers plan to accommodate Marcia Cross' mandatory bed rest?

    Question: Can you give us some prattle on Desperate Housewives?— Mac

    Ausiello: You probably already heard that Marc Cherry announced at press tour on Sunday that Nicollette Sheridan's role on the show is getting beefed up, partly to fill the void left by bedridden Marcia Cross, and partly because, well, it's about bloody time. What you may not have heard is that (Major spoiler alert) Edie's gonna make a play for Carlos, which makes complete sense given what Nicollette told me in our red-carpet Q&A: "There are going to be a lot of people who are very unhappy with Edie on Wisteria Lane."

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    Episode 3.13

    Bree shows Orson the bag of teeth she found in Alma's house which must prove that it was Alma who killed Monique. Orson informs Alma that the teeth are likely to turn up anywhere and when they do, they'll implicate her, not him, so she should forget about trying to blackmail him into seeing her.

    Alma's next move is to slit her writs. Gloria calls Orson instead of an ambulance, saying she wants to keep it quiet. He dutifully goes over and when he starts feeling dizzy, he realizes that Gloria drugged his drink. Next, the bandages come off Alma's wrists. There was no suicide attempt, Orson realizes with horror as she strips down to red lingerie. It was all a ploy to give Gloria what she's always wanted -- a grandchild! Alma reveals she's been injecting herself with hormones to increase her fertility. And that his drink was drugged with something to make him sleep as well something to make a certain part of him very responsive.

    Bree finds Alma and an unconscious Orson in bed together. She hits him and when he doesn't wake up, she realizes something is wrong. She finds both sets of pills and the whole sordid scenario becomes clear.



    The lawyer Ian has hired for Mike wants him to plead guilty to manslaughter, but Susan insists they find a lawyer that thinks he's innocent. Ian points out that every conversation they have is about Mike and he's tired of it.

    Gabrielle and Vern are shocked -- but thrilled -- when their contestant wins the Little Miss Snowflake pageant. Zach bribed the judges for her, but she angrily tells him to get lost.

    After eight weeks of sick leave, Lynette is ready to go back to work, but Tom begs her to call in sick again and help him promote the restaurant at a street fair. She puts her sling back on and pretends to still be in chronic pain, then goes to help out at the fair.

    Mrs. McCluskey is sitting Kayla, and telling her she hurt Lynette's feelings when she refused to go to the fair. Ed shows up with a gift for Lynette and Mrs. McCluskey lies that she's at the doctor's. Kayla sees her chance: She tells Ed where Lynette really is. He finds her hoisting a tray of pizza with her "injured" arm and fires her, but then agrees to take her back if she agrees to work overtime with no complaints. She decides she'd rather help Tom out with the restaurant, and quits.

    Paul admits he arranged for Mike's prison beating so that Mike would owe him one. He wants Mike to help him find Zach. Mike only vaguely remembers Zach and nothing about being his real father until Paul tells him.



    When Susan hears that Zach is now loaded and wooing Gabrielle, she pleads with her to ask Zach to hire a new lawyer for Mike, which means Gabrielle will have to agree to go out with Zach, at least once. They negotiate the terms of the date, but she balks at a goodnight kiss. They finally set the price of the kiss at a million dollars, the cost of Mike's bail.



    Gabrielle and Zach's date goes swimmingly but when he goes in too aggressively for the goodnight kiss, she tells him he's a terrible kisser. He says he's been told he's a good kisser and she realizes he's been paying women to say that. He leaves in embarrassment. She goes to his house to say she's sorry how the date ended. He admits he's been paying off his new friends as well. She offers to be his friend -- but not his girlfriend -- free of charge.

    Jane's condition is worsening and since Ian's on a business trip, he asks Susan to go to the hospital and be with her "in case anything happens." When Susan arrives at the hospital, Jane's best friend, Erica, is ordering a guy named Ted to leave her room. Erica confesses that Jane had an affair with him. She realizes now why Ian's been so insanely jealous of Mike.

    Jane is slipping away so quickly that when Ian calls from the plane, Susan tells him he won't make it back in time. She holds the phone up to Jane's ear so he can tell her he forgives her.



    After being sprung from jail, Mike finds Zach waiting for him at his house. He admits he doesn't remember Zach, but that he knows who he is. Zach says if he needs anything, to let him know, so Mike asks him to visit Paul. Paul says he knows Felicia faked her own murder and that if Zach paid for it, he could track her down. Zach's answer is no: he's got to keep his money for his future wife, who has very expensive taste. Mike tells Susan he knows she was really behind Zach's generosity and he wants to thank her. She says he can do that by staying away from her. She walks away from him and into Ian's arms.

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    Great spoilers and pics, but what has happened to Zachs hair!

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