The Mysteries of Mike:Susan's PI is loyal to Paul, so he's less than forthcoming invetigating the Youngs. But when she asks him about Mike's past, he produces a file that contains a photo of Mike with a woman Susan knows, Kendra, in the background. Turns out Kendra is Noah's other daughter, Deirdre's sister, and she confesses Mike's (supposed) real story. He kicked drugs, but Deirdre couldn't. When an undercover cop forced Deirdre to have sex, Mike fought with the man, who ended up dying. The murder was self-defense, and Mike's a good guy after all. Susan's overjoyed, and in the last scene, ends up in a passionate kiss with Mike.

What's your name, who's your daddy?: Carlos manages to convince Gabrielle that it was his mother, not him, who tampered with her birth control. She accepts that for now, but makes the mistake of telling young gardener John about the baby and expecting he'll stay out of it. Instead he charges over and tries to orchestrate a man-to-teen talk with Carlos, but for now, Gabrielle manages to keep him quiet.

Is you is or is you ain't my baby?: Paul's been feeding Zach tranquilizers to keep him docile, but Felicia finds out, and spirits Zach away to Mrs. Huber's house. She confronts Paul with Martha's journal, telling him she knows he and Mary Alice stole baby Dana and changed his name. She also knows he killed her sister, Mrs. Huber, and orders him to take off and lead his fugitive life alone, leaving her to finish raising Zach.

When in Rome: At dinner with George, Bree reminisces about traveling to Italy with Rex before the kids were born. George tries to coax her to travel with him, but she refuses. Yet later when she tries to propose another trip to Rex, he couldn't be less interested. Without realising it, Rex keeps pushing Bree closer to the crazed pharmacist who, unbeknownst to them, is still poisoning him.

Oui oui: Lynette's still worried about Annabelle, so to put some spice in her marriage, she tries out a French maids outfit. She's embarrassed when Tom comes home late with a colleague and she's dressed in her getup. But later, Tom shows his love for her by picking out a sexy getup of his own... teeny tiny underwear.