Graham walks into the nightclub, wearing, a fluffy, feather coat, lots of make up and lipstick plastered on his face and just wearing a sparkly pink thong, and sparkly high heels. He is wearing a Lily Savage wig. Graham goes to the bar and orders a drink. He gets a disgruntled look from the barman. Graham turns around with his drink and bumps straight into Ananya)
Ananya: What are you doing here?
Graham: Oh hunnibun…fancy seeing a familiar face here…in fact, I could ask you the same question what are you doing here?
Ananya:I own half this place now
Graham: Oh your nightclub is it?! I thought you would be in India right now…filming one of your poxy Z list movies…
Ananya:I have worked my way to the top thanks I am one of liverpools biggest fish I will one day rule the streets of this town through hard work
Graham: Are you sure you didn’t have to give someone a hard shag to get here?!
Ananya:I dont have time for this now dont make me mad or bad things will happen
Graham: Well I must say hunni it’s not a spot on the gay bars I work in…
Ananya:well **** off back to them you annoying thing...who invited you here
Graham: Oh darl’! I’m here on strictly business…though I would love to pick out a toyboy!
(ananya looks over and sees wigsey,)
ananya:you pathetic gay saddo go on **** off out my club
Graham: Oh sweetie, you really haven’t changed since you came out of SBBB have you, you stuck up whore!
Ananya:look drag queen if you dont leave those bouncers over there (points to jerome and lee )will stick something up your bum only it wont be in a sexual manner at all
Graham: Oh go on throw the insults at me! Just THROW the insults at me!
Ananya:whatever your in my club and I deserve more respect than this I do not deserve a tranny giving me abuse
Graham: Speak to the elbow hunnibunni, coz your not worth the extension!
ananya;you will only be welcome here when your HIV clears up
Graham: You take that back you cow!
ananya:your the only one who takes things BACK
Graham: Well I would offer you a drink but I think your hair needs a good wash…
ananya:well it needs washing now you have spit all over me with your insults..did your mother tell you NOT to spit when you talk then again proper men dont spit
(Graham pours the drink on Ananya’s head)
Graham: I’m staying here hunni! You can’t get me outta here! No one can force me outta here! I’m bloody staying here, if it’s for business or a good hard shag!
(Graham SLAPS ananya ananya gets up and tackles her to the floor the pair wrestlie around on the floor before graham punches ananya in the face -ananya goes flying back blood all over her and looks up in shock -Graham walks out the club into the back off a cab and Drives off)
MANY THANKS TO DAVEYWAVEY FOR HIS CONTRIBUTION IN THIS EPISODE!!!
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