SoapBoards Big Brother 2006 - Opening Night

[Jessie Wallace]

14 Housemates…5 Weeks… "Housemates? More Like House Rivals…" Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to SoapBoards Big Brother 2

[Jessie Wallace]

[Bryan]

Yes my friends, Soapboards Big Brother is back by popular demand. Last series was entertainment from start to finish, and quite literally shook up Soapboards. Now it’s back for it’s second series, with just as much craziness, bitchness and out right entertainment!

[Jessie Wallace]

This series we have halfed the time, which makes the whole contest more intense! 14 Housemates in 5 weeks… that means we will be getting rid of more than one housemate a week, meaning evictions wont just be reliant on nominations and public votes. This is guaranteed to be a Rollercoaster of emotions, high drama and fun for those who take part, and YOU the audience.

[Bryan]

Once again we had many applicants, and we have picked out the craziest, funniest, liveliest bunch yet. They will certainly give last series’ housemates a run for their money! But let’s get one thing straight; don’t believe everything you read in the papers, old housemates returning, a comeback for BB7 Lea? And Lesbians Twins!? Now come on…that’s just a pack of lies! …So now’s the time to get things underway and introduce the housemates, over to you Davina!

[Jessie Wallace]

Big Brother has had it’s fair share of blonde bimbos and big mouths, but this housemate is sure to give them all a run for their money, it’s Berryl!

[Bryan]

Berryl is a 47 dinner lady from Dundee. She rates the day she got trough to Big Brother as better than her wedding day and the births of her five children! She’s a reality TV addict, claiming to know everything and anything about Big Brother! She describes herself as “loud” “vulgar” and “accentric” and her life ambitions are to snog Ronan Keating and host her own chat show!

[Jessie Wallace]

There she is, the first of tonight’s housemates, walking around what will be her home for the next five weeks. Well she was certainly a bit OTT, let’s bring in someone a bit more…down to earth…. Ladies and Gentlemen it’s Stefan!

[Bryan]

Stefan is a 19 year old fitness instructor from Leicester. Stefan is a self labelled “ladies man” and he claims to have lost his viginity at the age of 12 on holiday with a busty 16 year old! He confesses to being a “sex addict” and is confident that he’ll pull a couple of “fit lasses” in the house with his “toned body and cheaky personality”.

[Jessie Wallace]

(Laughs) Oh my god, the look on that poor boys face!!! What must he think, being left alone in there with gobby Berryl! I think we best get in another female to save the poor boy… ladies and gentlemen, our third contestant this evening…it’s Bex!