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    What a shambles Emmerdale is

    At this moment in time Emmerdale is in a terrible state and it doesn't look like getting any better any time soon. The programme has more problems than enough.

    1. The programme being broadcast six times a week is overkill. Two episodes a week is ample.

    2. The cast is far too big. Three quarters of the cast want axing. For a programme who only had eight regular cast members to start with, when it was entitled Emmerdale Farm, has now gone from the sublime to the bloody ridiculous.

    3. It needs some of the old bosses, scriptwriters and characters e.g. Kim Tate and Kathy Bates on board again to get it back on track.

    4. There are far too many kids in the show.

    5. The stupid pantomime storylines and characters are ruining the programme, just like Coronation Street is been ruined for the same reason.

    The big disaster type storylines in Emmerdale are so OTT and most of the time the majority of the storylines are far fetched and don't ring true at all. The only trouble is because they have got such a big cast at present, they need a big disaster again to wipe out three quarters of the cast.

    See below the full cast list in alphabetical order. I have indicated by the side of each character who should be axed, who should be spared, who is leaving and who has already left.

    1. Louise Appleton - Spared.
    2. Noreen Bell - Axed.
    3. Edna Birch - Spared.
    4. Rodney Blackstock - Axed.
    5. Kayleigh Crow - Axed.
    6. Martin Crow - Axed.
    7. Danny Daggert Already leaving.
    8. Toni Daggert - Axed.
    9. Alice Dingle - Already leaving.
    10. Belle Dingle - Spared.
    11. Cain Dingle - Already leaving.
    12. Chastity Dingle - Axed.
    13. Debbie Dingle - Axed.
    14. Delilah Dingle - Axed.
    15. Lisa Dingle - Spared.
    16. Marlon Dingle - Axed.
    17. Sam Dingle - Axed.
    18. Shadrach Dingle - Axed.
    19. Zak Dingle - Spared.
    20. Betty Eagleton - Spared.
    21. Dr Adam Forsyth - Already leaving.
    22. Bob Hope - Axed.
    23. Jamie Hope - Axed.
    24. Jean Hope - Axed.
    25. Viv Hope - Spared.
    26. Daz Hopwood - Already left.
    27. Ivan Jones - Already leaving.
    28. Carl King - Axed.
    29. Jimmy King - Axed.
    30. Matthew King - Axed.
    31. Sadie King - Already leaving anyway thank god and she should never have been brought into the programme in the first place.
    32. Tom King - Axed.
    33. Paddy Kirk - Axed.
    34. Pearl Ladderbanks - Spared.
    35. Paul Lambert - Axed.
    36. Val Lambert - Spared.
    37. Simon Meredith - Already leaving.
    38. Eric Pollard - Spared.
    39. Hari Prasard - Axed.
    40. Len Reynolds - Axed.
    41. Grayson Sinclair - Axed.
    42. Perdy Hyde- Sinclair - Axed.
    43. Jo Stiles - Axed.
    44. Steph Stokes - Axed.
    45. Andy Sugden - Spared.
    46. Diane Sugden - Spared.
    47. Jack Sugden - Spared.
    48. Katie Sugden - Axed.
    49. Victoria Sugden - Axed.
    50. Jasmine Thomas - Axed.
    51. Laurel Thomas - Axed.
    52. Rev Ashley Thomas - Axed.
    53. Sandy Thomas - Axed.
    54. Alan Turner - Spared.
    55. Kelly Windsor - Axed.
    56. Scott Windsor - Axed.
    57. Donna Windsor - Spared.
    58. Dawn Woods - Axed.
    59. Terry Woods - Spared.
    60. TJ Woods - Axed.

    See below the following characters who should all return, to make up the numbers after those who have been axed that is.

    1. Kim Tate
    2. Kathy Bates
    3. Biff Fowler
    4. Michael Feldmann
    5. Zoe Tate
    6. Lynn Whiteley
    7. Tina Dingle
    8. Charity Dingle
    9. Caroline Bates
    10. Nick Bates
    11. Ned Glover
    12. Roy Glover
    13. Matt Skilbeck
    14. Dolly Skilbeck

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlorrieLindley
    2. Noreen Bell - Axed.
    NO!

    She's a legend!
    Happy New Year SoapBoards!

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    lol. She is quite funny actually. I think she adds some humoir to the show. The best episode this year was when Noreens wig was pulled off.

    Is there any soaps you do like.

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    Contains names of people leaving - moving to spoilers...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Birks_2k4
    NO!

    She's a legend!
    I don't really watch the show, but had to laugh at this you Noreen obsessive you

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    Quote Originally Posted by cornetgal
    lol. She is quite funny actually. I think she adds some humoir to the show. The best episode this year was when Noreens wig was pulled off.

    Is there any soaps you do like.
    I used to like all the soaps at one time apart from Hollyoaks and Eastenders.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Birks_2k4
    NO!

    She's a legend!
    No she's dreadful.

    That said, this user is a troll. Trust me, I know him/her from somewhere else.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Richie_lecturer
    No she's dreadful.

    That said, this user is a troll. Trust me, I know him/her from somewhere else.
    yes I thought I had read that post before. It was posted by a friend of mine http://www.soapchat.net/showthread.php?t=140961

    Methinks someone has gone LOOPY
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    Needless to say Trolls are not allowed on these boards and the member in question has been banned.

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