Hi guys here it is the new script. I wont post a list of characters but have a read because you might be in it
MI6 Intern Morning
[Lea and Alan are in deep conversation]
Lea: what are we to do Alan
Alan: i don't know what can we do
Lea: Dr Peavil is a very dangerous threat
Alan: well i can always invent something
Lea: good like what you usually do
Alan: what know
Lea: your going to invent something to help us defeat Dr Peavil
Alan: great idea Lea your so smart
Lea: it's a good thing your sexy
Alan: come again
Lea:look you go and chase the pidegons outside and i'll call in [look's into the air in very serious elegant look] Bond...Bryan Bond
Alan: what you staring at
Lea:
Alan: hello
Lea: [grabs hammer] die you s**t die
Middle of nowhere Intern Day
[Bryan is tied up to a chair and is being held by the evil twins Samantha and Dennis No 1 Fan]
Sam: we will ask you again Bond where is the rubix cube
Bryan: i will never talk you can't make me
Dennis 1 Fan: oh really [pulls the cover of a laser pointed at Bryan's um manhood]
Bryan:no not my bit's i'll never have kid's again no more sex women only want me cause they want kid's
Sam:you have kid's
Bryan: yeah um could you just untie me and i will show you some pictures
Sam: ok
Bryan: [gets out gun] ha ha the tables have turned
Dennis 1 Fan: really where where
Bryan: you remind me of someone i know
Sam: look just shoot her and me and you could be good guys and defeat bad guys
Bryan: ok [Dennis No 1 Fan dies]
Sam: now do you have any transport home
Bryan: Natalia we need you
[A helicopter descends from the air and out steps a beautiful sexy women who is wearing a small dress and high heals. She takes of her helmet and waves her hair in slow motion. All the guards fall to the floor. She walks to Bond]
Di Marco: who's this
Bryan: oh please not again
Sam: let's go
Plane Intern Day
[Unknowingly Di Marco is getting rid of 1 of the 3 parachutes and she is about to crash the plane]
Di Marco: quick the planes going to crash
Bryan: there's only two parachutes
Sam: look go and leave me
Bryan: no
Di Marco: i think it's a good idea
Bryan: look you two tske the parachutes and i will use this plank as a board and snow board down in the air
Di Marco: ok then
Next Time
Will they survive
Will Di Marco kill Sam Nixon
Will Lea: come up with a plan before Bond get's back
Will Alan get the pidgeons find out soon
Hopefully some bits will be comedy and some will please post your comments and oppinions.
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