Down Under Season Two

[big bro fan]

For anyone who did not read season one here is what happned.

Mel was being payed by Steve to sleep with people
Sheila Mels auntie found out and called in her sister Rula
Mel slept with Steve and got pregnant
Rula turned up and told Mike everything in her past and about Mel
Mike and Steve had a showdown on the beach where we learnt that Mike had killed Steve's wife. Mel turned up just as Steve was shot and Mike killed himself after seeing how upset his daughter is that her baby would never know his real father.

Season two episode 1 is tonight when it is the joint funeral of Steve and Mike.

How will Sharon Dawn and Paul cope knowing that there dad's girlfriend is there haf sister. That plus more.

[big bro fan]

i will post first episode tommorow sorry about the delay.

[bakedbean]

Im looking forward to it Big Bro

[big bro fan]

Extern grave yard

Nearly everyone has turned up to pay their respects to Steve and Mike. Paula and Diane are slowly walking towards the gates.

Paula: lovely service don't you think
Diane: i suppose
Paula: what's that supposed to mean
Diane: nothing...i just think that Steve got what he deserved
Paula: think what Sharon Dawn and Paul must be going through
Diane: well Paul does'nt care he did'nt turn up
Paula: well he never had the best relationship with his father did he
Diane: and Maria poor thing she must be heartbroken
Paula: who knows ow she's feeling

Extern Graveyard

Gaz and Sam are also talking

Sam: not like you to be at a funeral
Gaz: well i'm glad i came
Sam: oh yeah why's that
Gaz: made me think life's too short
Sam: carry on
Gaz: i want to settle down start a family sure i've bedded every women in the area but what have i got too show for it
Sam: a massive draw full of used condoms
Gaz: funny...anyway hwy you here
Sam: because seems like the right thing to do
Gaz: yeah it does
Sam: you supprise me
Gaz: why
Sam: well i thought you were always the man that slept with everygirl he could and a fit body...that i kind of like
Gaz: so you like my body...you can see all of it if you want
Sam: you can buy me dinner
Gaz: what about the reception at the pub
Sam: dinner sounds better

They both laugh and walk up the street and get into a taxi

Next episode tommorow wen its the reception and Maria speeks her feelings. And what about the afters for Sam.

[bakedbean]

Ohhh yeah its back baby glad to have it back big bro lol

[baileya]

Good to see you back Big Bro. Good episode as usual.

[big bro fan]

thanks next episode tomorow will be good

[big bro fan]

Hey everyboy im very happy to announce that baked bean- dale cooper will enter down under as dale cooper but what will his character be like find out tommorow.

[big bro fan]

Tonight baked bean enters down under but what will his character be like

[big bro fan]

Pub Intern

Most of the street have turned up at the reception at the pub. Sharon and Paul are sat together.

Sharon: i can't believe what a dirty pig my dad was
Paul: i tried to tell you
Sharon: yeah yeah you did
Paul: how's Maria
Sharon: still locked in her room
Dawn: Sharon can you come her for a minute
Sharon: coming

As Sharon walks off Paul's eye's move towards her bum although he like's what he see's his eye's quickly move away.

Upstairs Pub Intern

A shadow is seen on the stairs the camera moves to show Maria looking drunk and a mess

Pub Intern

Viv Donna and Scott are sat talking about the club.

Viv: ere we could afford it you know
Donna: don't be daft mum
Viv: we could could be a family business
Scott: suppose it could
Viv: well it's settled here's to us

The three of them toast and finish there drinks. Camera moves to the bar where Paula is talking to Diane.

Paula: poor Maria i hope she's allright
Maria: don't worry about me am fine

She starts staggering all over the place.

Rula: come on dear
Maria: get off me...mother

Whole pub goes silent

Maria: oh what's the matter did'nt you know this cow slept with my boyfriend who is actually my dad [turns to face Rula] i don't want nothing to do with you

Maria falls to the floor. Rula who has the whole pub looking at her takes her upstairs.

Sharon: well i think that's enough for one day thanks a lot get home safely

Street Extern

Gaz and Sam are walking holding chips.

Gaz: sorry about dinner
Sam: i prefer chips anyway
Gaz: thanks for coming with me
Sam: it's allright
Gaz: well goodnight
Sam: hold on you can't say goodnight...goodmorning sounds better

Sam and Gaz enter her house

DownUnder Street Extern

Most People are in the street when a Jaguar pulls up. Out steps a man in a suit and a women dressed up in the most expensive designer cloths. The man spots Viv.

Man: hello i'm Dale Cooper this is my girlfriend Sindy
Sindy: pleased to meet you
Dale: you could'nt possibly tell us where the club is could you we ave just brought it. Viv has a shocked look on her face.