>Brian came home from the pub late one Friday
> evening stinking of drink,
> >as he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife
> who was already
> >asleep.
> >He gave a peck on the cheek and fell asleep.
> >When he awoke he found a strange man standing at
> the end of his bed
> >wearing a long flowing white robe. "Who the hell
> are you?" Demanded
> >Brian, "and what are you doing in my bedroom?".
> >The mysterious Man answered "This isn't your
> bedroom and I'm St Peter".
> >Brian was stunned "You mean I'm dead!!! That can't
> be, I have so much to
> >live for, I haven't said goodbye to my family....
> you've got to send me
> >back straight away".
> >St Peter replied "Yes you can be reincarnated but
> there is a catch. We
> >can only send you back as a dog or a hen." Brian
> was devastated, but
> >knowing there was a farm not far from his house, he
> asked to be sent
> >back as a hen. A flash of light later he was
> covered in feathers and
> >clucking around pecking the ground. "This ain't so
> bad" he thought until
> >he felt this strange feeling welling up inside him.
> >The farmyard rooster strolled over and said "So
> you're the new hen, how
> >are you enjoying your first day here?"
> >"It's not so bad" replies Brian, "but I have this
> strange feeling inside
> >like I'm about to explode".
> >"You're ovulating" explained the rooster, "don't
> tell me you've never
> >laid an egg before".
> >"Never" replies Brian
> >"Well just relax and let it happen"
> >And so he did and after a few uncomfortable seconds
> later, an egg pops
> >out from under his tail. An immense feeling of
> relief swept over him and
> >his emotions got the better of him as he
> experienced motherhood for the
> >first time. When he laid his second egg, the
> feeling of happiness was
> >overwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as
> a hen was the best
> >thing that ever happened to him... ever!!!
> >The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay
> his third egg he
> >felt an enormous smack on the back of his head and
> heard his wife
> >shouting "Brian, wake up you drunken *******,
> you're ****ting the bed"
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