101 ways to get Keith Miller out of his chair!

**alan45** · 03-01-2006, 23:30

Make him watch all the Borreria episodes of EE

**Richie_lecturer** · 03-01-2006, 23:37

Flees in panic as a Cardboard Funfair collapses, hurtling towards him.

**alan45** · 03-01-2006, 23:42

Originally Posted by Richie_lecturer

Flees in panic as a Cardboard Funfair collapses, hurtling towards him.

And they cant even send for Den 'He'll know what to do' Watts

**Richie_lecturer** · 03-01-2006, 23:46

I thought he was returning from the dead again in March to do this storyline.

**crazygirl** · 04-01-2006, 15:10

get a load of male strippers in that would shift him(hopefully!!)

**shannisrules** · 04-01-2006, 17:14

just put mike in his living room he wont stay there for long

**squillyfer** · 04-01-2006, 17:17

25 (I think) Poke him with a big stick

**Richie_lecturer** · 04-01-2006, 21:57

Originally Posted by crazygirl

get a load of male strippers in that would shift him(hopefully!!)

I agree. That disgusting wallpaper has graced their house for too long. It must go.

**feelingyellow** · 04-01-2006, 22:01

Originally Posted by Richie_lecturer

I agree. That disgusting wallpaper has graced their house for too long. It must go.

somehow i don't think she meant that!

**sheilamarie** · 05-01-2006, 17:52

26) tell him leos back form the dead and him and demi are seeing each other again

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