11) Get Dawn to come into the living room with a pair of hair straightners.
11) Get Dawn to come into the living room with a pair of hair straightners.
good one! though his hair was sorta straight the other night, though i think he just used ghengis's wee.Originally Posted by Kim131
12. Tell him the Vic is now openly 24 hours with a wide screen tv.
13) Tell him Sir David is filming a documentary outside on the square!
14) Turn the electricity out in the house, send him over the Vic and bolt the door when he has gone.
15.Tell him that if he moves he won't get his hair cut.
Last edited by the_watts_rule; 03-01-2006 at 19:23.
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tell him theres free booze and free sky channels (all the documentires he can watch) going on the other side of walford! that gets him out of his chair and out of walford for all of an episode.
17) hypnotise him into thinking sitting in a chair is working!!!!
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19)Tell him there's an icecream van outside with stuff going free
Last edited by squillyfer; 03-01-2006 at 23:56.
Sweenie Todd's coming round to cut his hair.
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