101 ways to get Keith Miller out of his chair!

**feelingyellow** · 02-01-2006, 00:32

1. Kill him and then remove the body

**lollymay** · 02-01-2006, 00:33

2) pretent theres a brand new chair out the front of the house and then lock him out

**Kim** · 02-01-2006, 00:34

3.Cut the chair to shape it like a hair brush.

**Kim** · 02-01-2006, 00:40

4.Turn the front room into a barbers' shop.

**lollymay** · 02-01-2006, 00:43

5) take the remote and put it the other side of the room and turn the tv off - he'll have to move to get the remote or to turn the tv back on

**Kim** · 02-01-2006, 01:35

6) Have a power shower inserted by the TV.

**Meh** · 02-01-2006, 01:36

7. Wire an electric generator to the chair.

Please form an orderly queue to press the red button!

**Kim** · 02-01-2006, 01:39

8) Make Rosie stay at the B&B for a month. That way he'll have get out of the chair or die!

Lol NB.

**Kim** · 02-01-2006, 12:08

9) Tell him Rosie has collapsed at work.

No - okay, tell him Rosie is about to leave him for Mike, he'll be out of that chair at the thought of losing his servant.

**feelingyellow** · 02-01-2006, 12:11

great ideas!

10. Tell him he's pregnant with Ghengis's baby.

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