Pea Wars - Episode 1: The Phantom Pea

[feelingyellow]

*Emmie's house*

Emmie: *is watching Peas growing*
*doorbell rings*
Emmie: *answers door* Ew. What are you two doing here?
Lea: We've come to apologise...
Emmie: Whatever.
Lea: We'll give up saying cahhh!
Chris: *pea-green tear goes down his face*
Emmie: Really!? But you love that word.
Lea: But we love you more.
Chris: Yeah what she said
Emmie: Aww ok I forgive you... Lea.
Chris: What about me?
Emmie: All you do is insult Peas, why should I forgive you?
Chris: I do not!
Emmie: Do, idiot.
Chris: You - you - you CAHHH!
Emmie: See, you can't even give up saying cahhh for 5 seconds!
Chris: Why should I? I love cahhh! It's fantastic... and I don't care if you don't like it - I DO! AND I'M NEVER GOING TO STOP SAYING IT! CAHHH! CAHHH! CAHHH!
Emmie: Blaaa, blaaa, blaaa
Chris: Are you taking mess?
Emmie: Well erm yeah...
Chris: Oh. My. God.
Emmie: Oh. What. Ever.
Chris:
Emmie: Come on Lea, leave Chris out here - me and you can have some lesbian loving whilst he soaks in peas.
Chris: *gets very angry and punches... Lea*
Lea:
Chris: I meant to punch Emmie...
Lea: Oh whatever Chris... I don't care, come on Emmie - time for lesbian loving. *slams door on Chris*
Chris: *cries like a little girl*

*In Emmie's room*

Lea: *making very weird noises* Oh my god - Scott's dying!

Spoiler:

NEXT TIME ON PEA WARS...
Lea visits the Pea Slave again but he doesn't want to see her... whilst Scott dies even more...

[feelingyellow]

Hahaha! How could you kill cahhhh

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And uh oh, lets hope Scott dont die

Erm easily

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Was that sarcasm

[CrazyLea]

lmfao lesbian loving EW! haha!

Spoiler:

and no I don't want to spoil it for the spoiler-free people
How can Scott die even more lmfao!!!! poor scotty

[feelingyellow]

lmfao lesbian loving EW! haha!

Spoiler:

and no I don't want to spoil it for the spoiler-free people
How can Scott die even more lmfao!!!! poor scotty

How is it ew? Nicole does it

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Everyone reads Pea Wars spoilers
Erm he just can Poor him... yeah poor him punking my life up meh

[feelingyellow]

*Chris’s house*

Chris: Cahhh… cahhh… cahhh…
*knock at door*
Chris: Come… cahhh… in… cahhh…
Lea: Hey Chris
Chris: What do you want? Traitor.
Lea: I’m sorry… but Emmie is way more important than cahhh…
Chris: Nothing’s more important than cahhh…
Lea: Emmie is. Oh btw, go to the hospital… remember Scott’s dying?
Chris: Does Scott like cahhh?
Lea: Yes, he loves cahhh.
Chris: I’ll go!
Lea: OK, I’ll come with you!
Chris: Emmie or me?
Lea: Huh?
Chris: That’s your ultimatum
Lea: I love you both…
Chris: But whom do you love more?
Lea: I love you both equally…
Chris: You have til midnight…
Lea: That only gives me one hour!
Chris: So make your decision, cos I’m not going to be a lover with you whilst you’re a lover with her.
Lea: But – but
Chris: *walks out*
Lea: What would the peas do?

*Hospital*

Scott: *is dying*
Chris: You like cahhh right?
Scott: No.
Chris: *gets spatula and hits him with it*
Scott: *dies*
Chris: Opps…

Spoiler:

NEXT TIME ON PEA WARS...
Lea struggles to make her decision...
Chris tries to cover up killing Scott...
Chris and Emmie have a chat...

[feelingyellow]

*Forest*

Chris: OK Scott... just going to drag your body to this hole, it's a nice hole - you'll like it here ... have fun *runs in circles screaming "Dead man, dead man!"
Random Man: Is there a dead man here?
Chris: Erm... no *runs away screaming "Pea-wombles, Pea-wombles!*

*Lea's house*

Lea: OK so Emmie is a fantastic lover... and Chris is too... yet Emmie's so fabolous... but Chris is sort of chav - I like that. Grr this is so hard!

*Emmie's house*

Emmie: Mirror, mirror on the wall - who's the peaest of them all?
*knock on door... ooo...*
Chris: You got pea-d.
Emmie: Haha, just cos you LOVE peas!
Chris: I don't!
Emmie: *holds up bag of peas*
Chris: *falls in lover*
Emmie: Sure you don't Now why you here?
Chris: Just to tell you Lea loves me more than you
Emmie: No she doesn't haha!
Chris: She does, I gave her an ultimatum me of you - she is so gonna pick me!
Emmie: Sure she is, and pigs will fly!
Chris: I don't see myself flying anywhere.
Emmie: She loves me more, and will pick me... so off you trot to Cahhh Land...
Chris: I don't trot... I sway! And she loves me more!
Emmie:
Chris: What?
Emmie: If Lea loves you so much, why do you need to give her an ultimatum to find out?
Chris: Erm... I love you...
Emmie: Wtd?
Chris: When I was making love with Lea, all I could think of was you...
Emmie: Erm...
Chris: *starts to kiss her*
Lea: Hey Emmie, I have something to discuss... OMFG.
*Chris stops kissing Emmie*
Chris: She kissed me! I love you - not her! She's sooooo in love with me! What type of friend is that?
Emmie: What!? It's the other way round! Don't lie Chris!
Chris: I'm not - who do you believe, Lea - me of her?
Lea: Erm...

Spoiler:

NEXT TIME ON PEA WARS...
The Police look into the disappearance of Scott...
Lea doesn't know who to believe and decides there's only one way out

[CrazyLea]

Lmfao! Love it!! Love where Chris killed Scott - poor thing
And ooo who do I belive *Cough none cough*

and for the record i dont want chris on msn

[feelingyellow]

*Emmie's house*

Lea: I don't know...
Emmie: Oh come on Lea, like I would WANT to kiss a weirdo like him!
Chris: Weirdo? How?
Emmie: One word - cahhh.
Chris: That's normal!
Emmie: *cough* Yeah...
Lea: Oh just stop fighting *cries*
Emmie: Aww Lea *pats her back*
Chris: We're sorry...
Emmie: Yeah we are...
Chris: But it was Emmie who kissed me!
Emmie: I didn't!
Chris: You did, I know you've liked me for ages!
Emmie: If liking you, is hating you - then yeah I like you!
Chris: See you admit it!
Emmie: Let's look on my CCTV cameras - shall we?
Chris: Noooo! They won't show it! Why you have CCTV cameras?
Emmie: They will, admit it now Chris and you can save yourself the embarassment. And so I can film any... loving.
Chris: Eww. I didn't... but it may look like I did!
Emmie: Oh shut it Chris! You did!
Lea: SHUT IT BOTH OF YOU! *walks out and slams door*
Chris: So want to continue?

*Lea's House*

Lea: I hate them both... *takes a Pea Pill* Why can't they get along *takes another Pea Pill* Life just isn't worth living as this Pea anymore... *takes another Pea Pill*

*3 hours later*

*Outside Lea's house*

Emmie: OK, so you admit the truth? And then we have a threesome, and get along
Chris: Sounds good to me!
*knocks on door*
Emmie: Hmm, maybe she's out?
Chris: *peers through window* I see her lying down... she has some sort of green things beside her?
Emmie: Oh my god... *gets out key and opens door*
Chris: You have a key?
Emmie: Had to make a copy, just in case... OMG, LEA! LEA!
Chris: What's happened to her? She looks dead!
Emmie: She's tried to kill the peaness out of her! We need to get her to hospital... QUICK!

Spoiler:

NEXT TIME ON PEA WARS...
Lea's peaness hangs in balance...
At the hospital, the police are searching for Scott...
Emmie and Chris have a 'moment'...

[CrazyLea]

lmfao i like the bit were i take the pea pills
will the peaness survive

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and ooo get in there with your moment lmao.

[feelingyellow]

*Hospital*

Doctor: Female, 17 - Pea-related incident...
Lea: *is turning ... normal colour *
Doctor: I don't think she's going to make it...
Emmie: No! She needs to live, she needs to!
Chris: CAHHH! Live!
Doctor: We're trying our best...
*Lea is carted off into the Pea-related incident ward*
Emmie: *starts crying*
Chris: There, there *pats back* She'll be ok...
Emmie: But will she? She might die... Scott's going to die in 3 days you know... and now she'll die... who's next?
Chris: Scott... well I'm sure his death will be very... spatuley. And Lea won't... and neither will anyone else!
Emmie: You don't know that! Lea's going to leave us... she wanted to die she took the Pea pills!
Chris: Yeah... but she won't...
Emmie: Can you stop saying that? You don't KNOW!
Chris: I know... but I'm just trying to look on the bright side...
Emmie: There isn't ONE!
Chris: Maybe there is...
Emmie: HOW?
Chris: Look... when I kissed you earlier... I wasn't just trying to get you to shut up... I like you... a lot...
Emmie: Really? Cos I think I like you too...
Nurse: Excuse me, have you seen Scott Kip?
Chris: No... why... is it something to do with a spatula?
Nurse: No... he's just gone missing - do you know anything?
Chris: No... why would I? Are you accusing me of something?
Nurse: No... we're just worried...
Chris: OK, go and be worried - I DIDN'T KILL HIM!
Nurse: *runsaway*
Emmie: What was all that about?
Chris: Oh nothing... anyway what were you about to say?
Emmie: Never mind, let's just go and see how Lea is...

Spoiler:

NEXT TIME ON PEA WARS...
Lea's condition is getting worst and worst...
Emmie admits her feelings for Chris as they watch Lea's peaness die...
The police search for Scott...