Advice from any other Mums, Please. [explicit content]

[chance]

it was so fun in the shop as the lady in there had tester ones lol.she showed us how to hold it with the clit rabbit ear things just above where your thumb begins and your whole hand round the shaft then she started pressing the different buttons,i didnt know this one little gadget could do so many things! it was such a laugh buying it.ive never seen so many in one plACE! They were all at the back of the shop in this separate little cove.the shelves were stacked with every type you can think of but it was the big ben that shocked me most,i can not beleive any women could fit that up her,it was massive!!

[willow]

i am going to an ann summers next month and i really hope they have one to have a look at!!!!! i am not sure if i am going to get to the shop, mk is always so busy!!!!

[alan45]

AS WE ARE ALL TALKING BOUT THE SUBJECT I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE FUN



1. Do you wear jim jams or go commando in bed?

2. Would you pose naked in Playboy for £250,000?
no
3. Have you made love outside and where?
only once
4. Have you been caught out having sex by your parents?
no but nearly did
5. Most embarrasing thing that happened to you concerning sex?
nouthing so far
6. Most favorite position?
any
7. Fishnets or tights?
tights
8. Would you dress up?
depands on what it is
9. Do you prefer a cocoa and a cuddle, rather than get gritty and a grope?
cocoa and cuddle
10. Are sex toys a wate of time
no

1. Commando

2. Wise Up whom in their right mind wants to see a naked Alan

3. Several Times Best place in the back of a Police car (Don't ask)\

4. Nope caught on having a W***

5. Caught on sh*****g mates wife

6. 69

7. Socks

8. Frequently

9. Dont be daft

10. Yes why replace eight inches of throbbing flesh with a plastic DILDO

[Luna]

omg ive just found this thread

[Luna]

omg how horrible would this be

http://www.thehumorarchives.com/humor/0001165.html

[willow]

oh my!!!!!!

that is funny!!!!!

[Jade]

1. Commando

2. Wise Up whom in their right mind wants to see a naked Alan

3. Several Times Best place in the back of a Police car (Don't ask)\

4. Nope caught on having a W***

5. Caught on sh*****g mates wife

6. 69

7. Socks

8. Frequently

9. Dont be daft

10. Yes why replace eight inches of throbbing flesh with a plastic DILDO

Brilliant!!!

[chance]

omg how horrible would this be

http://www.thehumorarchives.com/humor/0001165.html

lmao

[Jojo]

omg how horrible would this be

http://www.thehumorarchives.com/humor/0001165.html

I opened one as a xmas pressie in front of my mum just to embarrass her!! I'm such a rotten daughter!!!

[JustJodi]

For my 50th birthday.. i was surrounded by friends, my on line buddy showed up for my surprise party ( my son got into my address book) he went to the most exclusive adult shop in Chicago called the TREASURE CHEST,, and he got me what looked like at first glance a lippy case,, inside was a gorgeous pink and cream dildo..I nearly died from embarassment cos my son , daughter in law and my sons buddies and all my co workers ( emergency room nurses my gawd ) were watching me turn all shades of RED.. nearly killed my buddy jerald tho but it was all in fun,,