13 things for a men to do in tesco
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys
when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute
intervals.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code
3 in Housewares... and see what happens.
4. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department? and tell other shoppers
you
are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the
Bedding Department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why
can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick
your nose.
9. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if
he
knows where the anti-depressants are located.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme
from Mission Impossible.
11 . Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse through,
say:
PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"
12. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and
assume the fetal position and scream "NO!...It's those voices
again!!!"
And last but not least:
13. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then
yell
loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here."
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lol very funny made me laugh 
fab! They are very funny! x
Robert 
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