Christina Aguilera's new husband toasted his large manhood during the couple's wedding dinner rehearsal last Friday (22-05-05).
Record producer Jordan Bratman reportedly stood up at the Japanese meal and asked guests to raise their glasses as he thanked his shocked parents for his "good looks and large p***s".
Afterwards, Jordan's brother and best man, Josh, and his father, Jack, both stood up and proudly celebrated the groom's appendage, according to America's New York Daily News.
Christina simply smiled and nodded in agreement. The following the day, the smitten pair tied the knot in secret in a romantic sunset ceremony at a Californian vineyard.
Twenty four-year-old Christina looked stunning as she arrived at the Staglin Family Vineyard in a breathtaking Christian Lacroix dress and glittering tiara.
More than 100 guests - including Sharon Stone, Justin Timberlake, Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore - watched the smitten couple exchange vows. A source said: "Christina looked breathtakingly beautiful
"She might have a reputation for flashing flesh and wild behaviour but the wedding was the model of decorum"
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