Imagine if all major retailers started producing condoms ……..
· Tesco Condoms - Every little helps
· Sainsbury Condoms - Making life taste better
· Nike Condoms - Just do it
· Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life
· Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk
· KFC Condoms - Finger, licking good.
· Minstrals Condoms - Melt in your mouth, not in your hands
· Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load….
· Abbey National Condoms - Because life is complicated enough
· Coca Cola Condoms - The real thing
· Ever Ready Condoms - Keep going and going
· Macintosh Condoms - It does more, it cost less, it’s that simple
· Pringles Condoms - Once you pop, you can’t stop
· Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper
· Goodyear Condoms - For a longer ride go wide
· FCUK Condoms - No comment required
· Muller Light Condoms - So much pleasure, but where’s the pain
· Flash Condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard work
· Halford Condoms - We go the extra mile
· On Digital Condoms - Plug and play
· Royal Mail Condoms - (By Her Majesty’s Service): I saw this and thought of you
· Andrex Condoms - Soft, strong and very very long
· Renault Condoms - Size really does matter
· Snickers Condoms - Hungry? Why wait
· Milky Way Condoms - (for the smaller gentleman!): Won’t spoilt your appetite