Imagine if all major retailers started producing condoms ……..



· Tesco Condoms - Every little helps

· Sainsbury Condoms - Making life taste better

· Nike Condoms - Just do it

· Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life

· Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk

· KFC Condoms - Finger, licking good.

· Minstrals Condoms - Melt in your mouth, not in your hands

· Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load….

· Abbey National Condoms - Because life is complicated enough

· Coca Cola Condoms - The real thing

· Ever Ready Condoms - Keep going and going

· Macintosh Condoms - It does more, it cost less, it’s that simple

· Pringles Condoms - Once you pop, you can’t stop

· Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper

· Goodyear Condoms - For a longer ride go wide

· FCUK Condoms - No comment required

· Muller Light Condoms - So much pleasure, but where’s the pain

· Flash Condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard work

· Halford Condoms - We go the extra mile

· On Digital Condoms - Plug and play

· Royal Mail Condoms - (By Her Majesty’s Service): I saw this and thought of you

· Andrex Condoms - Soft, strong and very very long

· Renault Condoms - Size really does matter

· Snickers Condoms - Hungry? Why wait

· Milky Way Condoms - (for the smaller gentleman!): Won’t spoilt your appetite