7 Degrees Of Blonde
7 DEGREES OF BLONDE
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> FIRST DEGREE A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in
> the morning.
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> The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment
> and said "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung
up.
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> The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife said, "I don't know, some
> woman wanting to know if the coast is clear."
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> SECOND DEGREE Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a
> compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it,
> looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The
> second blonde says, "Here, let me see!" So the first blonde hands her
> the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy,
> it's me!"
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> THIRD DEGREE A blonde
> suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a
> gun.
> She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door
she
> finds him in the arms of a redhead.
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> Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the
> gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the
gun
> and puts it to her head.
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> The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!"
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> The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"
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> FOURTH DEGREE A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state
> capitals.
> She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them." A friend
> says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?" The blonde replies, "Oh,
> that's
> easy:
> W."
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> FIFTH DEGREE What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she
> was pregnant? "Is it mine?"
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> blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in her US
government
> class.
> The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about.
> Bambi pondered the question then finally said, "That was the decision
> George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware"
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> SEVENTH DEGREE Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find
> her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at
once
> and reported the crime.
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> The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9
unit,
> patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer
> approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on
> the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat
> down on the steps.
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> Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all
my
> possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do?
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> They send me a BLIND policeman."
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Originally Posted by hayley
these are really good, especially like fifth degree!
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