The Den Thread

[JustJodi]

Pity they didnt cremate him and scatter his ashes to the four winds. Then even the Elstree spin doctors could not have brought him back

Ohhh I would love to see the spin doctors TRY.. and watch their ratings plummet..then they will look at each other and say WOT DID WE DO ??

[JustJodi]

This thread reminds me of the famous scene in the first episode of Red Dwarf:

Lister notices that there is no one about, he walks into the canteen and sees that it is empty. The place is clean except for small piles of white dust on some of the tables. He tastes the powder and asks Holly, "Where is everybody Hol?"
"They’re dead Dave." Replies Holly.
"Who is?" says Lister.
"Everybody Dave" replies Holly.
"What, Captain Hollister?" Asks Lister.
"Everybody’s dead Dave." Answers Holly.
"What, Todd Hunter?" responds Lister as he eats some more of the white powder.
"Everybody’s dead Dave." Answers Holly.
"What Selby?" asks Lister in a sort of nonchalant disbelief.
"They’re all dead. Everybody’s dead Dave!" says Holly with a slight tinge of irritation.
"Peterson isn’t is he?" Says you know who.
"Everybody is DEAD Dave." Replies Holly even more irritated.
"Not Chen?"
"Gordon Bennett, yes Chen, everybody, everybody’s dead Dave!"
"Wot Rimmer?"
"He’s dead Dave, everybody’s dead, everybody is dead Dave!"
"Wait" says Lister finally, "are you trying to tell me that everybody is dead?"
Holly mutters, "I wish I’d never let him out in the first place…"

Love it !!!!!!! Think we have a few "Listers" on this thread ??? YEP

[alan45]

Ohhh I would love to see the spin doctors TRY.. and watch their ratings plummet..then they will look at each other and say WOT DID WE DO ??

The sad thing is that if some airhead down Elstree way imagined this would garnish half a dozen more viewers then they may try it