Classic Quotes

[Perdita]

Liz: Can I smoke or do I go outside?
Deirdre: Is it an emergency?
Liz: I have left Vernon.
Deirdre: You can smoke! Do you want a drink to go with it?

[Chris_2k11]

Deirdre: Well you're not invited to this reunion so just keep your opinions to yourself mother.
Blanche: Im never allowed an opinion anyway but even if I was I wouldn't dare voice it!

Norris: I've snuck an extra ice cube into your drink Rita when Betty wasn't looking, cos I know you love a bargain

[xxOShelleyOxx]

Blanche - Wats this, national dont finish your sentance day?
I'll have a gin and.

[parkerman]

Steve to Vernon: So you're off then? It's been really...er...it's been really...

[Chris_2k11]

Fiz: Did she know where we were?
Julie: not a clue
Carla to Maria: they were in the cafe

[Perdita]

Leanne: "I tell you what, she's probably had more men that I have"
Dan: "I find that hard to believe".


Leanne and Dan talking about Rosie's disappearance

[Perdita]

Peter: "Is that a mask you're wearing, Blanche, or have you just not shaved this morning?"
Peter talking to Blanche who's wearing a Sasquatch mask

[Perdita]

Michelle: "This one been behaving himself while I've been away?"
Becky: "Nah, he's been all over me like Vanessa Feltz over a roast chicken!"
Michelle asks Becky about what Steve has been up to while she's been away

[Bryan]

Blanche to Simon - "Eat your Egg!"

Blance - "I can't find a soft centre for love nor money"

She steals every scene she's in. I'd love to see her and Aunt Sal in the same room!

[CrazyLea]

Was just on DS someone redirected me...

Quote on there that made me laugh as it's Blanche..

Blanche: "Typical of her. A free trip abroad and not one ounce of gratitude."
Deirdre: "Yes, but I'm chief cook and bottle washer, not to mention backside wiper. Urgh, I dread to think..."
Ken: "Oh dear, best take your marigolds..."
Blanche, Deirdre and Ken talking about The One O'Clock Committee's trip to France in The Rovers