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    A man took his six-year-old daughter to the office.

    As they were walking around the office, the girl started crying. Her father asked her what was wrong with her.

    As the staff gathered around, she sobbed loudly.

    “Daddy, where are all the clowns that you said you worked with?”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pantherboy View Post
    A man took his six-year-old daughter to the office.

    As they were walking around the office, the girl started crying. Her father asked her what was wrong with her.

    As the staff gathered around, she sobbed loudly.

    “Daddy, where are all the clowns that you said you worked with?”

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    Arriving home, a husband was met by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "The Chemist. He insulted me this morning on the phone.
    I had to call multiple times before he would even answer the phone."

    The husband drove down to confront the Chemist to demand an apology.

    Before he could say more than a word or two, the Chemist said "Now, just a minute... hear my side of it.

    This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late.

    Without breakfast I hurried out to the car, to realise I'd locked the house with house and car keys inside. I had to break a window to get my keys.."

    "Driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket.

    About three streets from the store, I had a flat tyre."

    "When I finally got to the store a bunch of people were waiting for me to open up.

    I started waiting on these people,

    All the time the damn phone never stopped ringing."

    "Then I had to break open a bag of pound coins against the cash register drawer to give change, and they spilled all over the floor

    I had to get down on my hands and knees to pick up the pound coins and the phone was still ringing.

    When I came up I cracked my head on the open cash drawer, which made me stagger back against a showcase with bottles of expensive perfumes on it.

    Half of them hit the floor and broke."

    "Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let up, and I finally got to answer it.

    It was your wife. She wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer.

    And believe me, mate, as God is my witness, all I did was tell her."

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