Don't know if anyone seen "Still Game" on Monday night. It's a scottish comedy show about two old men who live in a Glasgow tower block. Monday nights episode was about the old codgers trying to fiddle the electricity meters in their neighbourhood. Any way they went into the local pub and the barman said to Victor one of the guys"hey Victor, you're putting on the beef you fat b*****d" Victor responded by saying "Aye it's your wife's fault, everytime I sh*g her she makes me a sandwich. Sorry rude I know but I rolled with laugher.