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  1. 27-06-2008, 10:52 #151
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    YOUR AGE BY EATING OUT
    Omg that actually worked for me
    Er yeah, spooky, it worked for me too!!
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    The age one worked for me how spooky is that:

    I heard a terrible joke at work yesterday had to share it with you. One of the guys got a text: Do you want to buy a 42 inch telly for £50 only thing missing is the remote control but for that price you can't turn it down "GROAN"

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    Quote Originally Posted by moonstorm View Post
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    YOUR AGE BY EATING OUT
    Omg that actually worked for me
    Er yeah, spooky, it worked for me too!!
    Me too How many times did you pick to eat out?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Abbie View Post
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    YOUR AGE BY EATING OUT
    Omg that actually worked for me
    Er yeah, spooky, it worked for me too!!
    Me too How many times did you pick to eat out?
    it worked for me too! these things are always spooky!
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  5. 28-06-2008, 17:59 #155
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    Love the New words for 2008. Brilliant!
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  6. 28-06-2008, 21:51 #156
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    Your age by eating out....

    That worked for me too....
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  7. 29-06-2008, 18:29 #157
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    Age by eating out didn't work for me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruffed_lemur View Post
    Age by eating out didn't work for me.
    You sure you did not make a mistake? Seems to have worked for a lot of others......
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  9. 30-06-2008, 15:55 #159
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    Quote Originally Posted by Perdita View Post
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    Age by eating out didn't work for me.
    You sure you did not make a mistake? Seems to have worked for a lot of others......
    Yes, I did make a mistake. Did it again and it worked. Doh!
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    Children at a blind school set off on their annual day trip to the coast, and pulled into a motorway service station for lunch. So that the children could stretch their legs while their lunch orders were being taken, one of the teachers took out a special ball with a bell in it and suggested they had a game of football on a nearby strip of grass. The teachers started the game off, then went to collect the food.
    While the teachers were waiting at the restaurant, the coach driver came running in. 'Quick!' he yelled. 'Your kids are kicking the s**t out of a group of morris dancers!
    Peter: So how many are there? Is it bad? Olivia: Did you eat? Peter: Yeah. Olivia: Well, that's unfortunate.
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