The age one worked for me how spooky is that:
I heard a terrible joke at work yesterday had to share it with you. One of the guys got a text: Do you want to buy a 42 inch telly for £50 only thing missing is the remote control but for that price you can't turn it down "GROAN"
Thanks to Vicky for my great new banner xxx
"Maddest Member again How come I've been taking my meds"
Love the New words for 2008. Brilliant!
Your age by eating out....
That worked for me too....
Age by eating out didn't work for me.
Children at a blind school set off on their annual day trip to the coast, and pulled into a motorway service station for lunch. So that the children could stretch their legs while their lunch orders were being taken, one of the teachers took out a special ball with a bell in it and suggested they had a game of football on a nearby strip of grass. The teachers started the game off, then went to collect the food.
While the teachers were waiting at the restaurant, the coach driver came running in. 'Quick!' he yelled. 'Your kids are kicking the s**t out of a group of morris dancers!
Peter: So how many are there? Is it bad? Olivia: Did you eat? Peter: Yeah. Olivia: Well, that's unfortunate.
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