Thought we might have a Jokes thread, maybe if it takes off we can make it sticky? Post your favourite, best and worst jokes for everyone to read. It might brighten up your day if you have had a particularly stressfull day at work, school or at home with the kids. Remember it takes far less muscles to smile than it does to frown
I'll start the first one off with an oldie but goodie.
Robin Hood and his merry men were in Sherwood Forest
celebrating and drinking. Friar Tuck started to sing louder
and louder with each drink. Robin, fearing that the
Sheriff's men might hear the band celebrate, dragged the
friar into the woods and threw him in the river...but Tuck
climbed out and continued singing without missing a note.
The moral of the story? You can lead a drunk to water, but
you cannot make him hoarse
sad i know but it might just make someones day
Enjoy
(edited because i can't spell)
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