Originally Posted by
Pantherboy
The Art collector
A New York Attorney representing a wealthy art collector phoned and asked to speak to his client.
"Saul, I have some good news and I have some bad news."
The art collector replied, "I've had an awful day, let me hear the good news first."
The Attorney said, "Well, I met with your wife today and she informed me that she invested $5,000 in two pictures which she thinks will bring a minimum of $15-20 million. I think she could be right."
Saul replied enthusiastically, "Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman! You've just made my day. Now I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?"
The Attorney replied, "The pictures are of you and your secretary."