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  1. 02-02-2019, 10:30 #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pantherboy View Post
    The Art collector

    A New York Attorney representing a wealthy art collector phoned and asked to speak to his client.

    "Saul, I have some good news and I have some bad news."

    The art collector replied, "I've had an awful day, let me hear the good news first."

    The Attorney said, "Well, I met with your wife today and she informed me that she invested $5,000 in two pictures which she thinks will bring a minimum of $15-20 million. I think she could be right."

    Saul replied enthusiastically, "Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman! You've just made my day. Now I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?"

    The Attorney replied, "The pictures are of you and your secretary."
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