A joke, or should I say a 'groan' to end the week!
At a wedding ceremony, the pastor asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride & groom.
It was their time to stand up & speak, or forever hold their peace.
The moment of utter silence was broken by a beautiful young woman carrying an infant child. She stood up slowly, then started walking slowly toward the pastor.
Everything quickly turned to chaos. The bride slapped the groom. The groom's mother fainted. The groomsmen started giving each other looks & wondering how best to help save the situation.
The pastor asked the woman, "Can you tell us why you came forward? What do you have to say?"
The reply, "We can't hear you up the back!"
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