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    Sister Mary entered the Monastery of Silence:

    The Priest said, 'Sister, this is a silent monastery. You are
    welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak until directed
    to do so.'

    Sister Mary lived in the monastery for 5 years before the Priest said
    to her, 'Sister Mary, you have been here for 5 years. You may speak
    two words.'

    Sister Mary said 'Hard bed.'

    'I'm sorry to hear that,' the Priest said, 'We will get you a better bed.'

    After another 5 years, Sister Mary was summoned by the Priest. 'You
    may say another two words, Sister Mary.'

    'Cold food,' said Sister Mary, and the Priest assured her that the
    food would be better in the future.

    On her 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Priest again called
    Sister Mary in to his office. 'You may say two words today.'

    'I quit,' said Sister Mary.

    'It's probably best,' said the Priest, 'You've done nothing but bitch
    since you got here.'

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