EE Dead Characters to return

**alan45** · 17-09-2005, 12:42

The opening scene

Alfie Moon has to stay in Albert Square and move in with Peggy in the VIC and become her latest toyboy and stepdaddy to GWANT and FILL the do**er

**Bad Wolf** · 17-09-2005, 12:45

just as tiffany walks in to the pub and announces it was either be part of some elabourate scam where everyone thought she was dead or be romantically linked with FILL "i'm hard me" MITCHELL (like everyone else grant has gone out with)

**alan45** · 17-09-2005, 12:46

Sharon gets into a strop and flounces into the pub but doesnt know which of the brothers th go to bed with when suddenly out of the gents walks LG and mutters the immortal words Ello Princess. Yes Arthur Fowler has returned from the dead and announces he has been living up west with Ethel and Lou Beale

**Bad Wolf** · 17-09-2005, 12:49

vick and spencer returrn (vicki with an embarrasingly bad northern accent) and announce they have been living 'tup north down a road called coronation street

**alan45** · 17-09-2005, 13:04

vicky EEE bah gum you look well Uncl Rfur you lookn well cocker i say you look well. Pour us a pint of |Newton and Ridleys finest old cobblers ale then Peggy

Peggy Woss going on here then Alfie luv woss appening remember We is Mitchills no one bovvers wif us

Alfie But your a moon now swede tart

**Bad Wolf** · 17-09-2005, 13:08

sharon: fill, grant, your both here, together in the vic, errr you havent got the tape player have you???? (as she remembers the night when a tape of her confessing all was last played in the pub)

her incredable acting eyebrows shift nervously

Peggy: you slaggggg!!!!!! gerrout of my pub

den: you'll never get me out of the vic!

**alan45** · 17-09-2005, 13:25

Alfie (the former redcoat) I know wot we all need, a goodolfashoned East End knees up Bring back the Blitz spirit

All Good idea Alfie very original

Peggy Naht in mah pab

Den Watts Its my pub you old queen

Sharon of the overactive eyebrows and pouting lips. Its my pub innit Dad

Chrissie Dobermann NO ITS MINE ALL MINE

**Bad Wolf** · 17-09-2005, 13:26

sam (in a rather fetching prison uniform) i thought it was my pub

**alan45** · 17-09-2005, 13:33

Cue singing " Anyone can fall in love"

Its my pub actually innit Den darlin the divorce was never consumated

**Richie_lecturer** · 17-09-2005, 13:34

Reg Cox [in the Vic]: Cor stinks in 'ere. Must be coming from that Miller baffoon.

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