The opening scene
Alfie Moon has to stay in Albert Square and move in with Peggy in the VIC and become her latest toyboy and stepdaddy to GWANT and FILL the do**er
The opening scene
Alfie Moon has to stay in Albert Square and move in with Peggy in the VIC and become her latest toyboy and stepdaddy to GWANT and FILL the do**er
Love many, trust few, always paddle your own canoe
just as tiffany walks in to the pub and announces it was either be part of some elabourate scam where everyone thought she was dead or be romantically linked with FILL "i'm hard me" MITCHELL (like everyone else grant has gone out with)
Sharon gets into a strop and flounces into the pub but doesnt know which of the brothers th go to bed with when suddenly out of the gents walks LG and mutters the immortal words Ello Princess. Yes Arthur Fowler has returned from the dead and announces he has been living up west with Ethel and Lou Beale
Love many, trust few, always paddle your own canoe
vick and spencer returrn (vicki with an embarrasingly bad northern accent) and announce they have been living 'tup north down a road called coronation street
vicky EEE bah gum you look well Uncl Rfur you lookn well cocker i say you look well. Pour us a pint of |Newton and Ridleys finest old cobblers ale then Peggy
Peggy Woss going on here then Alfie luv woss appening remember We is Mitchills no one bovvers wif us
Alfie But your a moon now swede tart
Love many, trust few, always paddle your own canoe
sharon: fill, grant, your both here, together in the vic, errr you havent got the tape player have you???? (as she remembers the night when a tape of her confessing all was last played in the pub)
her incredable acting eyebrows shift nervously
Peggy: you slaggggg!!!!!! gerrout of my pub
den: you'll never get me out of the vic!
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Alfie (the former redcoat) I know wot we all need, a goodolfashoned East End knees up Bring back the Blitz spirit
All Good idea Alfie very original
Peggy Naht in mah pab
Den Watts Its my pub you old queen
Sharon of the overactive eyebrows and pouting lips. Its my pub innit Dad
Chrissie Dobermann NO ITS MINE ALL MINE
Love many, trust few, always paddle your own canoe
sam (in a rather fetching prison uniform) i thought it was my pub
Cue singing " Anyone can fall in love"
Its my pub actually innit Den darlin the divorce was never consumated
Love many, trust few, always paddle your own canoe
Reg Cox [in the Vic]: Cor stinks in 'ere. Must be coming from that Miller baffoon.
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