"It Wasn't Me!" by Chris Moyles

[hayley]

they're both brill!

[Katy]

well done bb. Thats fab. Your really talented.

[CrazyLea]

wow thats really good and i dont even know the song

[CrazyLea]

oh and the wasnt me one is pretty good too

[Layne]

well heres my attempt...some bits are inaccurate but just go with it:

Nancy Sinatra's Bang Bang

The dirty perve he made me sick
And cus of him I’m down the nick
Just because of that ghastly night
When me and the girls won the fight

Bang Bang
She knocked him down bang bong
He hit the ground bang bang
That awful sound bang bang
Zoë knocked him down

He’d taken Zoë to our bed
And cus of it she smashed your head
He was suave, and he was slick
The dirty rotter stole the Vic!

Bang bang!
You grabbed my leg, bang bang!
I hit the ground , bang bang!
That awful sound, bang bang!
You grabbed hold of my leg!

He made me life ever so dull
And cus of it bashed your skull

She dug you up with a garden rake
Just as I was screwing Jake
They dug you up from where you lay
On your daughter’s wedding day

That is fab Babe!!

at the last verse!!! screwing jake bit i thought it was funny! Well done !

[Flozza]

i did one too but its not very good. the tune of Somebody told me by the Killers
:
SOMEBODY TOLD ME

Breaking his neck just to keep her sane
Chrissie killed Den again and again

Then she framed Sam
Who was innocent

Peggy came back
And gave Sharon a slap

Zoë hit him once
And now she free, in Spain.

Breaking his neck just to keep her sane
Chrissie is with Jake again and again.

Chorus
Sam should be free; Sam should be free, tonight ----------------
Oh oh yea
Chrissie in Jail would make day, all right------------

Then somebody told me, that Chrissie had killed Den
And she’s in the vic now, while Sam’s in Jail
But not to worry cause Mitchells are there soon and Sam will
Be out (and Chrissie will go down.)

Ready lets go, Phil and grant are here
Coming to save Sam and set her free, again----------

Breaking his neck just to keep her sane
Chrissie’s going down again and again.

Chorus
Sam should be free; Sam should be free, tonight ----------------
Oh oh yea
Chrissie in Jail would make day, all right------------

Then somebody told me, that Chrissie had killed Den
And she’s in the vic now, while Sam’s in Jail
But not to worry cause Mitchells are there soon and Sam will
Be out and Chrissie will go down and down…………

Pace your self for this, Phil and grant are here for you,
Billy and Peggy, all you gotta do is wait. For

Some one to tell you, that Chrissie has killed Den
And she’s in the vic now, while Sam’s in Jail
But not to worry cause Mitchells are there soon and Sam will
Be out and Chrissie will go down and down………… X3

[Katy]

oh wow another really good one. I really cant think of anything. I dont have much of an imagination.

[emma_strange]

Wow, wish I was creative

[Katy]

same here. Not a creative bone in my body.

[xXxJessxXx]

lol they are all really good! lol i loved them all, lol