chat up lines

[Debs]

I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?

[Debs]

If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon

[Debs]

Guy: "Would you like to dance?"
Girl: "I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't dance with you."
Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."

[DaVeyWaVey]

My brother has a Top 100 Chat Up Lines book that i borrowed, here are a few i've heard (sorry if these have been mentioned before)

"You look awfully like my next girlfriend/boyfriend..."

"Did i ever tell you that you look incredibly like my mother?"

[tammyy2j]

If your left leg was Christmas and your right leg New Years could i visit you between the holidays

[Siobhan]

I was wondering if there was a thread on cheesy chatup line.. and I found it..
Ben (my baby) woke me up at 1am, he has bitten his tongue and wanted me to kiss is better. My boyf said it was the best chat up line he has ever heard
"I've bitten my tongue, can you kiss it better"..
Gees.. my son is starting young!!!

[tammyy2j]

If your left leg was Christmas and your right leg New Years could i visit you between the holidays

It will be a very short visit