eastenders comedy

[Emma-Lou]

thats reaaly funny especiaaly the bit about Chrissie dress

[Layne]

This is fab!!!1 write more when you can!

[xXxJessxXx]

this is rather funny

[crazy_purple]

Sam: No. Do not phone my mum. Under absolutely no circumstances may you phone my mum. Got that, Billy? I forbid it!
Billy: Okay.

Billy: *trying to be a 'proper Mitchell', bless him.* Bleh what should I dooo? Oh, I know! I'll do that thing Sam said I couldn't do even if hell freezes over.

Kat: *merrily drunk* Tomorrah, tomorrah, ah luv ya, tomorrah...
Me: *overdosed on cockney*
Alfie: OMG Kat! *falls back in love with her... ah, the power of songs from Annie...*

Little Mo: Aw Alfie, isn't it nice when you finally meet your soulmate, who you have that special magic with, who you love more than anything else in the world and nothing could ever get in the way?
Alfie: Oh dear God what am I doing?! I Kat! *runs to find her*
Little Mo: I was talking about you and me, you doofus.

Alfie: Kat stoooop! Don't leave me! I luv you lots and lots
Kat: I love you too!
*Teh dramatic snogging ensues.*
Me: The only thing that could make this better was if Little Mo saw them.

Policewoman: Sam you've got a visitor.
Sam: Bleh. It'll only be Billy.
Peggy: 'Allo sweetheart.
Sam: OMGWTF????

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Whoo Kalfie!

[crazy_purple]

my computer has gone crazified and the board isn't showing that i've replied i've just added this so people can tell there's a new piece

Am I the only one who finds the word "merry/merrily" funny?

[crazy_purple]

Mourning the death of Kalfie, and the sudden involvement of table.

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Alfie: So we can't move in together yet?
Kat: No, I want to take things slow. Like I have been doing, you know. When we weren't even together and I kept jumping on you every two seconds. Yeah.
Alfie: Okay... but then how will we make little Kats and Alfies?
*Me: Yayyyy!*
Kat: Well, the usual way, I'd think - oh my God! *over the moon, whee*
Alfie: What do you think?
Kat: I little Kats and Alfies!
Alfie and Kat: Yay!

Billy: Oh so druuunk. What should I do? Oh, I know. *grabs mic*Alfie and Little Mo are together! Mwahahaha! *evil laugh*

Kat: WTF?
Alfie: Oh s**t.
*Me: Nooooooooooooooo!*

Kat: *Turns into the Incredible Hulk*: You stole husband! You must pay!
*Most of the audience: Whoooo!*
Mo: *some cr*ppy excuse*
Kat: HAAAATE YOU!!!!
Mo: *snivels*
Kat: (great line...) This has been going on for nine months?! (my thoughts exactly )
Mo: I'm not Mo, I'm Maureen, and you can shut the hell up.
Kat: *eyeroll* Really.

*later*

Alfie: Can we talk?
Kat: I haaaate you too!
Alfie: I'm sooo sorry...
Kat: I keel you! *throws bottle at him*
Alfie: Argh!
*huge argument*
Kat: I feel like you've just ripped my heart out and chucked it in the bin!
Alfie: I know, and I'm sorry!
*starey moment*
Kat: *!table!*
Alfie: *!table!*
*The table: Well, this wasn't in my job description.*

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[hayley]

This is soooooooo funny!!!!

[Carrie Bradshaw]

I'm just laughing away merrily to myself!!

[feelingyellow]

lol, the table!!! woooo, excellent! your fabb!

[hannah-mj]

wooweee funny stuff hehe