eastenders comedy

[crazy_purple]

I know, it's like my favourite quote ever

[feelingyellow]

I know, it's like my favourite quote ever

lol, mine to - then just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swiming swimming etc.

[crazy_purple]

I'm bored, so I thought I'd do one of the five minutes of the Lord of the Rings that I watched last night.

GIMLI: *slashes some ORC up the crotch*
MALE MEMBERS OF THE AUDIENCE: *wince, cross their legs*

KING THEODEN: Is this it?! Saruman, this is the suckiest battle ever!
ORC: *commando dives*
THE WALL: *goes boom*
KING THEODEN: .... *is well and truly denied*

TEH LOVELY ARAGORN: *is studly*

MERRY: *is secretly CHARLIE from Lost, squee! Only shorter.*

*An ad for a Harry (nooo! My eyes are burning!) Potter computer game comes on in the break and annoys me no end.*

*SOME ELF dies, and so TEH LOVELY ARAGORN kills an ORC with just his bare fist. Ooh.*

*The door is being attacked and terrible bloody death is about to break through it.*
KING THEODEN: *just stands there*

*While TEH LOVELY ARAGORN is killing ORCS in a studly way, KING THEODEN tells him to stop - this distracts TEH LOVELY ARAGORN, so ORCS promptly jump on him and are about to strangle him, oh noes. KING THEODEN blocks up the spyhole he was looking at this through, so... what?*
TEH LOVELY ARAGORN: So... why are you King, again?

[feelingyellow]

I'm bored, so I thought I'd do one of the five minutes of the Lord of the Rings that I watched last night.

GIMLI: *slashes some ORC up the crotch*
MALE MEMBERS OF THE AUDIENCE: *wince, cross their legs*

KING THEODEN: Is this it?! Saruman, this is the suckiest battle ever!
ORC: *commando dives*
THE WALL: *goes boom*
KING THEODEN: .... *is well and truly denied*

TEH LOVELY ARAGORN: *is studly*

MERRY: *is secretly CHARLIE from Lost, squee! Only shorter.*

*An ad for a Harry (nooo! My eyes are burning!) Potter computer game comes on in the break and annoys me no end.*

*SOME ELF dies, and so TEH LOVELY ARAGORN kills an ORC with just his bare fist. Ooh.*

*The door is being attacked and terrible bloody death is about to break through it.*
KING THEODEN: *just stands there*

*While TEH LOVELY ARAGORN is killing ORCS in a studly way, KING THEODEN tells him to stop - this distracts TEH LOVELY ARAGORN, so ORCS promptly jump on him and are about to strangle him, oh noes. KING THEODEN blocks up the spyhole he was looking at this through, so... what?*
TEH LOVELY ARAGORN: So... why are you King, again?

lol, it's really good and i hate lord of the rings (it's so boring) but you've just made it loads better!

[crazy_purple]

To tell the truth, I only like LOTR because of Viggo Mortensen, Dominic Monaghan, and the kewl killer elephants in the 3rd one

[crazy_purple]

EastEnders 14th November

PEGGY: Yay! We got the Vic!
*We did not actually see them getting the Vic.*

JAKE: *does something random with a bag, which seems meaningful, but is never mentioned again.*

SAM: *cries* Everyone's looking at me...
KAT: You didn't say anything about Zoe, did y-
SAM: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WOMAN, STOP ASKING EVERYONE THAT!
KAT: ...
SAM: Ahem. I like your coat, by the way. It's very... leopard-printy. And distracting.
KAT: Why thank you.
ALFIE: *wanders past, does a great job of ignoring KAT although their stalls are right next to each other. Ooh, that must get awkward.*
MO: Jake should be in prison with her!
ALFIE: OMG don't insult my cousin!
KAT: Yeah, Nan, shut up.
*In that way, KAT and ALFIE very nearly have a kind of indirect conversation with each other. Yay.*

*I should really stop obsessing about Kalfie. It isn't good for me.*

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Eek sorry, I'll finish this off later, gotta go

[crazy_purple]

Sorry about that - my mum was like "KATE! SHOWER! NOWWW!" so I had to go, and then I started thinking about that film Psycho, so that freaked me out, and now I just remembered I have coursework due in for tomorrow that I haven't even done, so I'm like GAAAH. (Yes, I really am like this in real life.) So, anyways:

JOHNNY: I have to go to the office. Daddy wants to be alone with the gun.
RUBY: Aw... By the way, I wanna stay in a Walford sixth form.
JOHNNY: There's a sixth form in Walford?
RUBY: Yeah! I'm gonna go to it.
JOHNNY: Oh no you're not!
*RUBY manages to convince her father to let her go to the 6th form by draping herself around his shoulders and kissing the back of his head. I am quite disturbed here, people.*
JOHNNY: ... Oh, okay then.

NANA: Ooh, I like it when my boys check up on me.
ALFIE: *glances around suspiciously* Nan, have you been seeing dead people again?
NANA: I fancy a curry.
ALFIE: ...

PAT: Sam! Come and sit down here, dearie.
MO: So, how are you? Fun in prison?
SAM: I HATE YOU ALL! *storms off*
PAT: Why do people keep doing that?

IAN: Right. You shouldn't be in here. You're eeevil!
SAM: Hey, weren't you saying this to Chrissie a while back?
IAN: WHATEVER.
SAM: Get out or I chuck you out.
IAN: Hehe I'm sure you will.
*Two seconds later*
IAN: *goes flying out onto the pavement*
SAM: *dusts off her hands* And stay out!
KAT: Whoo!
SAM: Hey, I thought you hated me.
KAT: *shrug* Apparently not any more.

PHIL: Hee hee, you were totally pwned.
IAN: Shut up.
PHIL: Or what? You gonna sic the tiny ninja warriors on me? Oh, ninja warriors, I'm so scared, oh no, they're coming for me, with their throwing stars and ninja gymnastics and - STOP STARING AT ME!

[Kim]

Great.

More soon please.

[feelingyellow]

hilarious! more soon please!

[Elect-Death_13]

so I'm like GAAAH. (Yes, I really am like this in real life.)

Too true for words.

*RUBY manages to convince her father to let her go to the 6th form by draping herself around his shoulders and kissing the back of his head. I am quite disturbed here, people.*
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Ha, I thought that too.