Well hellooo.... Ooh I'm doing a random website with all these on now too bye byesOriginally Posted by Elect-Death_13
Well hellooo.... Ooh I'm doing a random website with all these on now too bye byesOriginally Posted by Elect-Death_13
i liked the thames part that was different
Great. Please do more asap.
woooo these rule! please do more asap!!
Do you want me to do one of the November 11th episode? I just don't want to upset anyone, if you don't want it tell me.
your a really good writer and all, but PLEASE do NOT do the november 11th episode it made me cry.
OK I thought it was sad too, I didn't want to seem disrespectful or anything, that's all. I loved the "sod off Hitler, she's having a baby!" bit though
yeah lol
Lost
CHARLIE: Yay Claire you're back! Now I shall hug you and pet you and you shall be my squishy!
CLAIRE: Who the hell are you?
CHARLIE: *cries*
SAYID: Maybe Claire is a spy.
JACK: That makes absolutely no sense, but... yeah! Maybe she is!
LOCKE: Let's stab her.
CHARLIE: OMG no! Claire is innocent! Why can't you crazy Americans see that?!
SAYID: Hey, I'm not American.
CHARLIE: Whatever. *gives him the 'whatever' hand, leaves*
LOCKE: I still say we stab her.
SAYID: ....
CHARLIE: Hey, Jin. I know you can't understand a word I say, so I'm just gonna waffle on at you anyways.
JIN: *is hit in chest, falls over dramatically*
CHARLIE: Oh sh*t.
ETHAN: I want Claire back! Or I will keep killing you all one by one!
*He garrottes CHARLIE or something here, but I couldn't tell because Channel 4 must have deemed it too terrifying for 6.30pm on a Sunday. So it cut from them both just standing there, to CHARLIE choking for no apparent reason*
CHARLIE: Gasp!
ETHAN: And Charlie... I'll kill you last. *leaves*
CHARLIE: OH NOES! ...Wait, that's a good thing... He must like me. Yay!
CLAIRE: So... we were friends?
CHARLIE: Yeah!
CLAIRE: *thinking* Oh dear God what was I on?
CHARLIE: So, we can still be friends even though you think you've never met me before, right?
CLAIRE: Um.... okay.
CHARLIE: That's great! P.S: I love you.
*Another Flashbacky Tale*
CHARLIE: *throws up on copier*
SPECTATORS: Ew.
POSH ENGLISH STEREOTYPE: OMG you stole from me! Daddy will be angry!
CHARLIE: Please, can I explain-
POSH ENGLISH STEREOTYPE: No! Go away! You'll never look after anybody!
CHARLIE: Woe.
JACK: Let's use Claire as bait!
LOCKE: Yay!
SAYID: Yay!
BOONE: Yay!
CHARLIE: ... Seriously, do you have something against her or what?
SAWYER: Ooh I get a gun, yay.
KATE: Can I join in?
CHARLIE: WTF!?
SAWYER: Sure, remember that marshall guy? I have his gun.
JACK: The one you tried to shoot him with, but missed?
SAWYER: Dude, I didn't miss him. It was point-blank range, that would just have made me look dumb. No, I missed his heart and-
CHARLIE: YOU'RE ALL CRAZY!
*They use CLAIRE as bait*
CLAIRE: I'm really not enjoying this.
ETHAN: Raaaa!
CLAIRE: Eek! *runs away, and actually manages to evade him, even though she's 9 months pregnant and he's some crazy guy*
ALL THE MEN (AND KATE, SQUEE): Pile-on!
SAWYER: You better not move your crazy a$s!
THE SAWYERFANS: *swoon*
JACK: Alright, nobody shoot him!
*Someone shoots him*
CHARLIE: HA!
EVERYONE: Gasp!
~ME: Charlie - what? He's the only Brit on that damn island. Although Sawyer is quite swoonsome.~
that was great!! loved it, i especially loved the squishy thing from finding nemo!
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