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    Quote Originally Posted by Elect-Death_13
    Well hellooo.... Ooh I'm doing a random website with all these on now too bye byes

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    i liked the thames part that was different

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    Great. Please do more asap.

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    woooo these rule! please do more asap!!

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    Do you want me to do one of the November 11th episode? I just don't want to upset anyone, if you don't want it tell me.

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    your a really good writer and all, but PLEASE do NOT do the november 11th episode it made me cry.

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    OK I thought it was sad too, I didn't want to seem disrespectful or anything, that's all. I loved the "sod off Hitler, she's having a baby!" bit though

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    yeah lol

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    Lost
    CHARLIE: Yay Claire you're back! Now I shall hug you and pet you and you shall be my squishy!
    CLAIRE: Who the hell are you?
    CHARLIE: *cries*

    SAYID: Maybe Claire is a spy.
    JACK: That makes absolutely no sense, but... yeah! Maybe she is!
    LOCKE: Let's stab her.
    CHARLIE: OMG no! Claire is innocent! Why can't you crazy Americans see that?!
    SAYID: Hey, I'm not American.
    CHARLIE: Whatever. *gives him the 'whatever' hand, leaves*
    LOCKE: I still say we stab her.
    SAYID: ....

    CHARLIE: Hey, Jin. I know you can't understand a word I say, so I'm just gonna waffle on at you anyways.
    JIN: *is hit in chest, falls over dramatically*
    CHARLIE: Oh sh*t.
    ETHAN: I want Claire back! Or I will keep killing you all one by one!
    *He garrottes CHARLIE or something here, but I couldn't tell because Channel 4 must have deemed it too terrifying for 6.30pm on a Sunday. So it cut from them both just standing there, to CHARLIE choking for no apparent reason*
    CHARLIE: Gasp!
    ETHAN: And Charlie... I'll kill you last. *leaves*
    CHARLIE: OH NOES! ...Wait, that's a good thing... He must like me. Yay!

    CLAIRE: So... we were friends?
    CHARLIE: Yeah!
    CLAIRE: *thinking* Oh dear God what was I on?
    CHARLIE: So, we can still be friends even though you think you've never met me before, right?
    CLAIRE: Um.... okay.
    CHARLIE: That's great! P.S: I love you.

    *Another Flashbacky Tale*
    CHARLIE: *throws up on copier*
    SPECTATORS: Ew.
    POSH ENGLISH STEREOTYPE: OMG you stole from me! Daddy will be angry!
    CHARLIE: Please, can I explain-
    POSH ENGLISH STEREOTYPE: No! Go away! You'll never look after anybody!
    CHARLIE: Woe.

    JACK: Let's use Claire as bait!
    LOCKE: Yay!
    SAYID: Yay!
    BOONE: Yay!
    CHARLIE: ... Seriously, do you have something against her or what?
    SAWYER: Ooh I get a gun, yay.
    KATE: Can I join in?
    CHARLIE: WTF!?
    SAWYER: Sure, remember that marshall guy? I have his gun.
    JACK: The one you tried to shoot him with, but missed?
    SAWYER: Dude, I didn't miss him. It was point-blank range, that would just have made me look dumb. No, I missed his heart and-
    CHARLIE: YOU'RE ALL CRAZY!

    *They use CLAIRE as bait*
    CLAIRE: I'm really not enjoying this.
    ETHAN: Raaaa!
    CLAIRE: Eek! *runs away, and actually manages to evade him, even though she's 9 months pregnant and he's some crazy guy*
    ALL THE MEN (AND KATE, SQUEE): Pile-on!
    SAWYER: You better not move your crazy a$s!
    THE SAWYERFANS: *swoon*
    JACK: Alright, nobody shoot him!
    *Someone shoots him*
    CHARLIE: HA!
    EVERYONE: Gasp!
    ~ME: Charlie - what? He's the only Brit on that damn island. Although Sawyer is quite swoonsome.~

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    that was great!! loved it, i especially loved the squishy thing from finding nemo!

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