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    Eastenders (and now Lost, too!) comedy

    This is a comedy version of each Eastenders episode - I used to do them on the BBC forums before they closed, and I liked writing them so I thought I'd start again I'll do a trial thingy here first to see if you like them or not this is of the August 9th episode

    (In the squat)
    Demi: This is ‘opeless.
    Leo: It ain’t! We’ll be all right.
    Demi: There’s no milk powder left for Aleesha!
    Leo: *mumbles* I was hungry...
    Demi: What?
    Leo: “I’m sorry”.
    Demi: It don’t change anything! We -
    Random prostitute: Mornin’.
    Demi: Er...

    (In the Vic)
    Dennis: Where’s Den? You must know something.
    Chrissie: I don’t know anything.
    Dennis: Oh, come on. Don’t make me take off my shirt.
    Chrissie: ....I beg your pardon?
    Dennis: I will, you know.
    Chrissie: What the-?
    Dennis: *whispers* You know you want me Chrissie. And I don’t blame you. I want me
    too.
    Chrissie: *jumps up* I think I’ll be leaving now!
    Dennis: Noooooo! Come baaaack! You haven’t seen my six-pack yet! Waaait!

    (In the cafe)
    Minty: What are you doing tonight?
    Emma: *quickly* Sleeping.
    Minty: Nothing else?
    Emma: Uh... Washing my hair?
    Minty: Oh. You can’t come over to mine then?
    Emma: I can, I just... would rather not.
    Minty: Eh?
    Emma: I’m really sorry, Minty... but I just don’t fancy you. Anyway, byeee! *leaves*
    Minty: OMFG! Dumped! *cries* Rejected! *weeps* Cast off! *sobs* .... Ah well.

    Please tell me what you think, I'll do a bit more if you want
    Last edited by crazy_purple; 27-10-2005 at 21:26.

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    Funny!Yeah,do some more.
    Good Soaps-
    Eastenders
    Coronation Street(its a bit boring but it can be funny,sometimes)
    Emmerdale (Theres no good storylines on at the moment)
    Hollyoaks
    Home and Away



    ~~~~My Demi and Leo Script,Runnig Away

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy_purple
    Dennis: Noooooo! Come baaaack! You haven’t seen my six-pack yet! Waaait!
    I want to see it!!
    This is great please do more, i loved it, its different to all the other scripts!! Comedy!

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    Great, Please do more.

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    really good do more plz

    HMJ!

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    Smile

    OK here's the rest of that episode then

    Demi: Oh, I give up. Let's phone Pauline.
    Leo: Who?
    Demi: *shrug* Just some random.

    (in Pauline's house)
    *the phone plays the Crazy Frog tune*
    Pauline: *dances* Ding ding di-
    Martin:
    Pauline: Go away. You're not even in this scene.
    *picks up phone*
    Pauline: Yo.
    Demi: Pauline, Aleesha's milk powder's ran out!
    Leo (in background): She was gutted!
    Pauline: Demi? Is that you?
    Demi: Yeah - no time to explain, just meet me in the church quick!
    Pauline: It's a bit early for the last rites, dear -
    *Demi hangs up*
    Pauline: Tch. Young people.

    (in the church)
    Leo: Wow... purdy...
    Demi: Are churches usually left open all day like this?
    Leo: Well, yeah, it's not like chavvy drug-dealers are gonna wander in or anything.
    Pauline: Hello?
    Demi: Can you take Aleesha home with you plzkthanx?
    Pauline: Wha-?
    (Demi and Leo leave)
    Pauline: Well, that's just great. (shouts) I'll be seeing you, then! Tch. Young people. In my day -
    (A hymnbook sails out of nowhere and hits her on the head)
    Pauline: Ow! Hey...



    I was just wondering - the "gutted!" thing - do the chavvy types in other areas say it too? I'm in Donny ( ) and it's kind of the thing, but do they do it everywhere else too?

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    good good , and about the gutted thing , yeah they did about 2 years ago but its kinda not said no morre

    HMJ!

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    This script is totally funny!I love it
    Good Soaps-
    Eastenders
    Coronation Street(its a bit boring but it can be funny,sometimes)
    Emmerdale (Theres no good storylines on at the moment)
    Hollyoaks
    Home and Away



    ~~~~My Demi and Leo Script,Runnig Away

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    This one'll be rubbish because I only caught the last 5 minutes of the episode just now And I'm annoyed because I thought it looked worth watching too. *goes and cries in corner* But never mind, I've looked at the updates on the official site and I'll do my best...

    (the Millers' house)
    Pauline: Coo-ee. Anyone want a baby?
    Rosie: Aleesha! OMFG Where'd you find her where is Demi is she okay why did she leave Aleesha?! TELL ME NOOOOWWWW!!!! *wheezes*
    Pauline: Um, I kind of... forgot to ask where they were staying. Oopsie. Silly me.
    Rosie: You forgot?!
    Pauline: Yeah. Tch. Well, guess I'll be going. Martin'll be wanting his tea. *leaves*
    Rosie: *falls on carpet dramatically* NOOOOO!!!!!
    Genghis: *joins in and howls*

    (the squat)
    Demi: What do we do now?
    Leo: Hmm... I know! Let's go to the seaside!
    Demi: Yay!
    Leo: But I'll have to sell the drugs first.
    Demi: No! No crime! We are law-abiding people who have never done anything illegal! Apart from having underage sex, but hey.
    Leo: We've got no choice! here, take my watch, I'll be back in an hour. *leaves*
    Demi: Wait... I've got his watch... He's gonna make sure he's back in exactly an hour... Am I missing something here?

    (the Miller's house)
    Genghis: Ruff! Woof! Bark! Hoooowl!
    Keith: What is it boy?
    Genghis: Ruff ruff whiiine...
    Keith: What? He's stuck in the abandoned mineshaft?!
    Genghis:
    Keith: Let's go see Ray.
    Genghis: Ruff ruff You fool! ruff ruff!
    Keith: What?
    Genghis: *looks innocent*

    (At Ray's house)
    Trisha: No. I don't know where they are.
    (two minutes later)
    Trisha: Oh wait, yes I do.

    (the squat)
    Leo: Ooh, fish and chips... Dustbin-fresh...
    (later)
    Leo: Oh whoa. Poster! Whee!
    *runs upstairs*
    Leo: Hey Demi! We don't need to do this! We can go home! Everything's fine!
    Demi: Bleurgh.
    Leo: Man, I hate irony.

    Leo: Noooo! You can't do this! Please!
    Demi: Bleurgh.
    Leo: Well, clearly since she's dead, I must -

    *goes over into tomorrow's episode*

    Shakespeare: *spins in his grave*

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy_purple
    Demi: Wait... I've got his watch... He's gonna make sure he's back in exactly an hour... Am I missing something here?
    Lol funny

    HMJ!

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