the size when it is big enough that when someone gets clocked on the head it actually hurts.
How can you tell when rain stops?
The eccentric one
the size when it is big enough that when someone gets clocked on the head it actually hurts.
How can you tell when rain stops?
Senior Member
because aliens invade
how do photos become photos?
Kidnap Team Ringleada!!!
photos are photos when everyone in them looks dreadful, unless of course the person is very famous/rich, then they will look alright!
Q: why does it get colder as you go up a mountain, even though you are getting nearer the sun?
~x~Tizzy~x~
A fool and his money are a girl's best friend
thanks to vicky for making the banna!
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because there is a layer called the "santa layer". it's a bit like the ozone layer but colder and allows santa to whizz through the air and get to everyone's house in one night. But due to climate change its is getting warmer and santa is getting older - so he is looking at purchasing Dr WHo's tardis (donations to be made to www.soapboards.co.uk/santa-project) - the tardis is up for sale since the ratings are prdicted to fall and fall.
Q. Why do mobiles always run out of battery power just as you need it fully charged for the weekend?
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everything you can imagine is real
Kidnap Team Ringleada!!!
cos the aliens that work at the battery power station are fed up with all the times we use our phones as they have to work really long hours. so they get rid off all the battery to annoy us just like we are annoying them
Q: why is it that when we have a king we also have a queen, but when we have a queen we have a prince not a king?
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A fool and his money are a girl's best friend
thanks to vicky for making the banna!
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because the bogey man (at 2 a.m.) used to come and kidnap the king the night he became a king. So they decided that in future they would have the "king" or nothing (i.e. the prince). This confused the bogey man but rumour has it he has kidnapped the singer "prince" and has since committed suicide due to prince's continued wailing (aka best selling pop song).
Q: Why is the keyboard not in alpha-order?
everything you can imagine is real
Junior Member
Because the naughty gnomes changed the order of the keys and put a spell on them so they have to remain that way for evermore.
Why do books never stay upright on a shelf and always fall over without a bookend?
Kidnap Team Ringleada!!!
cos the little book gnomes sit on the bookshelf and are annoyed that the books keep squashing them so they push them over so they can have more room!
Q: why does the sun lighten our hair but darken our skin?
~x~Tizzy~x~
A fool and his money are a girl's best friend
thanks to vicky for making the banna!
Junior Member
Because our skin steals our hair's colour
Why do smarties have the answer?
Senior Member
because each smartie has a tiny little wise alien inside who know the awnsers to everything, the crunch you hear when you bite them is not the shell but the poor little alien........
why do parcels arrive when you nip out for 5 minutes, but never when you are in all day?
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