Craig and Anthony have debated who has the fattest rear end of them all.

Not unsurprisingly, their opinions differed.

"You've got a fat ****, haven't you?" asked Craig as the pair lay face down on their beds last night.

"No, I haven't," Anthony insisted.

"Your **** is fatter than mine," declared Craig boldly, pointing out the contours of their respective backsides.

"No, it isn't."

"I think you might need to do some exercise when you get out of here boy," advised Craig. "You've put on weight.. your **** is out here!"