Once again the sound of someone chucking up has filled the Big Brother House. But don't point the finger at Anthony, it's only one of Big Brother's nastier alarm calls.

Anthony and Craig's stubborn refusal to get up this morning has forced Big Brother to play a medley of the worst alarm calls in the world, ever.

After five minutes of shrill bell sounds, Big Brother unleashed the yowling cats on the immobile sleepers and when that didn't work it was time for something really really unpleasant.

Anyone who has woken to the sound of vomiting and spitting before (of course we haven't) will know that's it not a great start to the day.

"I can't bare that noise," Derek huffed as Eugene fervently hoped that the horrible hurling had been created in a sound effect library and not recorded in a real situation.

The sound of vomiting is bad, but it's nothing compared to the dreaded torture that is the screech of someone practicing the violin very badly.

We say the Housemates should get up now, or who knows what demonic din Big Brother will unleash on their eardrums next...