SoapBoards Awards 2016

[alan45]

Is that you dancing in that video, alan?

You obviously havent seen me dance

[tammyy2j]

This comes around scarily quickly every year!

Yes very quickly

I see naked dancing talk is starting already

[Dazzle]

I see naked dancing talk is starting already

I'm sure last year there was talk of it being the boys' turn to do a naked dance. I seem to remember Hobnobs and Maltesers being mentioned as alternatives to fig leaves...

[Splashy]

I'm sure last year there was talk of it being the boys' turn to do a naked dance. I seem to remember Hobnobs and Maltesers being mentioned as alternatives to fig leaves...

Its a good thing that Im secretly really a lady

[Dazzle]

Its a good thing that Im secretly really a lady

It's too late to backtrack now.

[parkerman]

Can't we have two new categories in the soap awards - best naked dance (female); best naked dance (male)?

[alan45]

I'm sure last year there was talk of it being the boys' turn to do a naked dance. I seem to remember Hobnobs and Maltesers being mentioned as alternatives to fig leaves...

Hope you have plenty of hobnobs and maltesers

[Splashy]

Oh and Im also a vampire and my physical body cant be captured on film

[Dazzle]

Hope you have plenty of hobnobs and maltesers

I always keep plenty to hand for that very purpose.

Oh and Im also a vampire and my physical body cant be captured on film

It only needs to be captured by the Soapboards ladies' eyes. I'm sure we'd all be happy to come from far and wide to witness the spectacle.

[Splashy]

Yikes!!!! I think Im busy that day running away.

Any ways Im sure the dudes on this here forum need more like a massive jumbo cookie to hide their dangly modesty.