Valentine's Day 2016

Hey Aaron...

I'm sorry I killed Katie,
(But she just slipped and fell).
I'm glad that we're still matey,
Even though we went through hell.

Sorry for my blunder,
(The hit man on your mum).
Let's not be torn asunder!
We can overcome!

Unfortunate with Paddy
(That time that he got shot),
I know it makes you mad, eh?
But he wasn't hurt a lot.

But now that's all forgotten,
I'm still your biggest fan!
Although I may be rotten,
Will you let me be your man?

Love Robert x
(Inside Soap, 13-19 Feb 2016)


Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You're so gawjus
And I love you

Robert xx

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I had a gun,
But didn't shoot you.

Rob xxx

To Aaron,

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I love your body,
Signed, Guess who? xxxx

To Robert,

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You look like a monkey,
And act like one too.