Originally Posted by
parkerman
I had an unwanted cold phone call last week. The conversation went like this:
Caller: Hello, is that Mr Jacobs?
Me: Yes.
Caller: Hello, I'm calling on behalf of the Solar Energy Power Company. How are you today?
Me: I'm very well thank you. How are you?
Caller: Me?
Me: Yes, how are you?
Caller: Oh, I'm very well, thank you. Thank you for asking.
Me: That's ok. I'm just glad to hear you are well. Have you been on holiday yet?
Caller: What?
Me; Have you been on holiday yet?
Caller: No, not yet.
Me: Are you having a holiday this year?
Caller: Er...yes.
Me: Where are you going?
Caller: I'm going to Cyprus.
Me. Oh, that'll be nice. Should be better weather out there.
Caller: Yes, I hope so.
Me: When are you going?
Caller: I'm going in a couple of weeks.
Me: Oh, good. Well that's not long to wait then. Are you looking forward to it?
Caller: Yes.
Me; Well, I hope you have a good holiday.
Caller: Thank you.
Me: Anyway, I have to go now. It's been nice having this little chat. Goodbye.