How Was Your Day? VII

[Kim]

sounds like a nightmare Kim...

* passes over a schooner of egg nog*

Land ladies sprogs are coming, I know im their uncle and all, but its not doing good with me anxieties.. me nerves as they used to say.. well at least one isnt with the bod with love and hate on his fingers any more, his full moustache freaked me out last year... nice gezza tnou.

Seriously who ever invented the talking plastic turd in the kitchen needs a very good talking to with a mallet.

Is that aimed at Alexa Splashy? Philip Schofield had the delightful task of having her and the Google one on one of those 'How To Spend It Well' shows. Now I wouldn't want either but I thought Google seemed more useful.

Siri does me, only bother with it when I want a song identifying mind.

[lizann]

i wish i could cook like mary berry or have her cook for me

happy holidays everyone

[Rear window]

i wish i could cook like mary berry or have her cook for me

happy holidays everyone

i hope they sent the old kitchen to somewhere other than the tip!

[Splashy]

Is that aimed at Alexa Splashy? Philip Schofield had the delightful task of having her and the Google one on one of those 'How To Spend It Well' shows. Now I wouldn't want either but I thought Google seemed more useful.

Siri does me, only bother with it when I want a song identifying mind.

Yes Alexa.. I cant now just switch on the radio in the kitchen I have to plead with some bit of plastic tat to do so, then it gets all sarcastic when you tell it to do something basic like insert itself in itself after youve ranted at it for the 15 minutes to reduce the volume.

Dont get me started on Siri, there isnt a cold bathroom in hell that would be able to cope with the appallingness of that entity, I would rather be stuck in a unending debate with Joey Essex than have that voice on my phone.

I mean who buys Iphones anyway??? Over priced and born of a man who went out of his way to make all his computers so you couldnt upgrade them , you just had to buy the new model.

[Splashy]

i wish i could cook like mary berry or have her cook for me

happy holidays everyone

Happy holidays .....


Oh as for the kitchen, isnt that always in tent?

never made sense to me either....

[Splashy]

Guess what i got for crimbo .. it begins with an A

Mind you annoying as it is it came with a wifi socket which it will turn on and off anywhere in the house.. I have my evil thinking cap on about how to use that to annoy land lady

[Kim]

Guess what i got for crimbo .. it begins with an A

Mind you annoying as it is it came with a wifi socket which it will turn on and off anywhere in the house.. I have my evil thinking cap on about how to use that to annoy land lady

Not another Alexa?

I think it's a first, I liked everything I got! Well, except the orange and strawberry cremes in my box of Quality Street.

[tammyy2j]

I hope everyone had a good day

[Splashy]

Alas not ... insert loads of bleeps

[swmc66]

Christmas was ruined by our house alarm. My husbands alarm fob was playing up so he had to sit in the house for 2 hours with the alarm going off every 15 mins. In the end the alarm company phoned me at my mums as my husband was unable to verify himself on the phone. So i had to go home early. Engineers coming to fix it tomorrow now. What a pain.
Funny thing our cat decided to sit it through with my husband rather than exiting via the cat flap. I thought they had sensitive ears! Must have felt sorry for him