I never want to go blue if it means I become a Tory boy nor Red come to think of it

Maybe Orange, then theres a chance Mrs May will pay me a billion to back her, I never did believe in dinosaurs anyway, nor that the world is round and isnt held up by a giant man called Atlas. His arms must really ache by now.

Glad the weekends over, to say there is no good TV on is an understatement, how many times can anyone watch Harry Potter without mounting a quest to hunt down the TV scheduler and make him watch back to back episodes of Country File on a loop before he screams for mercy and promises never to do it again.